Kung Pow!

"Don't! He'll kill you like a small dog. Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!"

"Let me know if you see a Radio Shack."

"Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo! Piggy go oink oink, how about you? Got to be an animal just like you! Lemur go sniff sniff, ostritch go beh! Koala go click-o click-o click-o click-o!"

"Okay, so here were my options: A. Quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back kick; or B. Take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die."

"I should have gone with A!"

"I need gopher chucks!"

"I could leap like a freak, then throw in a back snapping eel strike, but he'd have a clear shot at my ribs."