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Things worth (or not, you decide) knowing:
*I love the colors green, brown, orange, and red
*I'm a total loser (anime nerd extrodinare)
*Yes, I /am/ a band geek; and proud of it!
*The song on my profile is generally the band I'm bingeing, unless I get lazy and don't change it in 3 months (or a long time like that).
*I'm addicted to Bowling for Soup
*I'm Jewish. If you have a problem with that, I'm going to be honest: I don't care.
*I have a strange love of quoting, well, anything.
EG.
"Life is like a cup of coffee: the closer you get to the bottom, the faster it seems to disappear."
"If the facts don't fit your theory, just find some new facts." -Susan Juby
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again. Fool me three times, you're getting good at this, aren't you? Fool me four times, it's not funny anymore."
"Success is knowing who to blame problems on."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef..."
"Don't worry about perfection; you'll never reach it."
"Humans are so interesting that they have even invented dullness." -Terry Pratchett
"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed." -Mark Twain
"God will punish the wicked. And before He does, we will." -John Green
"Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a skythe telling you them." -Terry Pratchett
"The decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state." -Neil Gaiman
"There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic." -Lily Tomlin
Avis I created while bored:
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