About
Hello, my name is Cujo. Allow me to tell you about myself.
I was raised in the forests of Greenland. My friends will have you know that it was in fact a passing bear that raised me, but that's a viscious lie. It was a wolf. After being taken in by the pack, I grew up, wild and free. Until I got bored with it. Then I went to the ocean and partied with a giant squid named Stiny for quite some time. But he swam in to an electric fence and died. And I was very sad. But I had ADD and...
*wanders off*
*has a teaparty with her floor mop and one of the wolves*
*watches TV*
*comes back*
Whoa! I wrote stuff!
Anyway, so yeah! Amature manga-ka, weapons enthusiast, waffle afficianado, yo-yo dieter, and suspected demon, I enjoy a wide variety of hobbies. And sammiches are good, too.
*nodnod*
*walks into the corner of a circular room, er, tries to anyway...*
Current Heros:
OK-Go
Captain Jack Sparrow
Jakotsu
Amidamaru
Faust VIII
Sesshoumaru
Kouga
the guy who invented pinapple upside-down cake
Tim Burton
Lucille Ball
Kagura [the Inu-Yasha one]
Nuriko [Fushigi Yuugi]
Homer Simpson
Mr. Sparkle [japanese soap flake mascot from the Simpsons]
Harv Sutton [former head of discipline at my school (recently deceased)]
Freddie Mercury
Jesus
Buddha
Rambo
Mr. Spock
LittleKuriboh
Tom Cruise
Ron Bruise
the creator of Ren and Stimpy
The Happy Happy Joy Joy song
Earl Hickey
Totousai
my parents
PANIC! At the Disco
Trey Parker
Eggnog
Art Supplies
Down comforters
The internet
the creator of Wallace and Gromit
Ranma 1/2 [the whole series]
Yaku-sen
Azure Alex [cuz she's my IRL big sis]
People who glomp meThe Dancing Link from that really old Japanese Zelda commercial
Napolean Dynomite
Weird Al
That Wet dog smell
Jhonen Vasquez
Happy Noodle Boy
Inu no Taisho
Izayoi
David Bowie Monsters from Sailor Moon
Nutella
Random Gaians who should know who they are... ^.~
Clementines
Link
South Park dubbed over Inu-Yasha
Brini Maxwell
David Bowie
Dr. Zoidberg
Bender
The Nun-chuck (Yay for Sally Field inspired toys!)
The Cattle-pult
Franz Ferdinand [the Band]
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
David Sedaris
Current Worst Fears:
My friend Kenny in a Fedora
Needles
Clowns
Wigs
McDonald's
My own mind
Wal-Mart
Rabbits (damn longears, stealing easter away from Jesus!)
The Naked Brothers Band (DON'T SING UNTIL YOUR BALLS DROP!!!! Kthanx.)
Undereducated white people with white hoods and burning crosses
Gated Communities
Ditzy Blonde girls who think being stupid makes them sexy and cute
Ditzy Regular girls who think being stupid makes them sexy and cute
The idiot guys who date said stupid girls for the express purpose of them being stupid and easy to take advantage of
Luffy D. Monkey
High School Musical
Dog the Bounty Hunter's Autobiography
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