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Registered: 08/06/2006

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I like manga, I only watch anime for fight scenes and that's all. I especialy enjoy Bleach, Naruto, Reborn, and D. Gray man. I like to remain completely silent and then suddenly break in to a crazy conversation with a freind and confuse the hell out of everyone who just got confortable with calling me a reserved persone or a silent type of guy. I'm acidentaly a ninja and I acidentaly sneak up on my freinds, especialy girls for some reason. I'm a nerdy dorky ladies man who works groups around girls I'd like to go out with. I'm a nerdy dorky ladies man who always sucedes in his endevors. My freinds are crazy, lazy, and most of all loyal. My best freinds are like family. I'll put you in a choke hold entill the cops come to tell you how much I love you. I own a katana for home defence. I'm more mature than my older brother and father. I'm less mature than a five year old. I love Final Fantasy and all other RPGs. I watch hentia for the story. I like long walks in low-income areas. I'm willing to work for chocolate. I love women. I have broken the sound barrier with a hospital janitor, but you must never ask how. I can make my eyes vibrate on comand. I work better without sleep and sleep better without work. I most often don't fall asleep for two days. I hatch bat eggs for a living and sell them to farms to scare off those darn kids and their stupid dog. I've put my best freind in choke hold every day for a quarter year. I can ride my bike with one hand. My freinds range from normal to ball off the walls crazy. I can draw manga style pretty awsome. I love women. I have the best worst luck. I can't remain perfectly still for some reason. I think it's the sugar. I've made noble sacrafices for others. I snap my fingers for no reason or when I'm bored. I find overly atractive women unatractive. I like to aim for "just above average" My father is a black mage. I'm a red mage. I can't juggle unless it's with milk cartons. I hate carrots but will eat them in soup. I enjoy breaking things for fun, especialy old electronics. When I drop things it teleports to another nearby location. My remote one day decided it didn't want to wear its cover anymore. I like to burn things, but only for celebration. I can end the planet in a holocaust. I hired ninjas to protect my fridge with sniper rifles. My toaster speaks spanish, french, and italian, but not english. I believe I can fly. I can make it stop raining where I stand. I love running in the rain. I dance after rock concerts and yell during them. I throw rocks for fun. I sleep during the day and am awake during the night. I'm bringing sexy back for all those boys who don't know how to act. I've stolen a guys girlfreind before and I believe he was my best freind in the first grade. I moved four times in one year three years ago. I like that a mouse lives in my house, he's cute. I eat potatoes on my ham. I invented the ham-bread potatoe sandwich. I love America, but hate Americans. I believe Comunism would work if Comunist leaders wouldn't be suck pricks. I believe dictators all dicks unless I one day become one. I like standing on high places but I'm afraid of heights. I like trees because most of my relitives are one. I like to lay in tall grass and stare at clouds. I like looking at stars and the moon (because I from the moon). I believe that my city made a mistake in putting the park next to the continuation school where you'll most likely get stabbed. My govener says, "GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!". I live in a city that sounds like another word for testicles "Sacremento".
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