About me huh?***** WARNING**** BIG BOY LANGUAGE AHEAD!!!!
This stuff isn't really my thing, but I figured as long as I'm on here I might as well give people an idea of who I am. No, I'm not doing a survey or anything like that. These are just some of my thoughts... I don't really remember what I was doing when I wrote these down, cuz I'd been up for a few days, which is kinda like being stoned. I do this a lot.
For some reason I was thinking about Dementors, from Harry Potter......
How do they procreate?
Can they masturbate?
Are there any female Dementors?
Can they masturbate?
If I put a Dementor in a large groop of very happy people (say... some chearleaders on crack) will it overeat and get fat?
Do they have souls? If so, can they perform the kiss thing on eachother? Would that be Dementor porn?
If I tear off one of their scabs is there another one underneath?
What happens if a Dementor throws up?
What does Dementor s**t look like? Does it smell?
Are baby Dementors cute?
(What does a soul taste like? Does it have a creamfilled center?)
If a Dementor attacks a pregnant woman does he get a to for one special? What if it's twins?
If a Dementor throws up on a stillborn does it come back to life? Is that technically possestion?
Do they have soul recipie books? What happens if the recipie calls for a fraction?
Do they accessorize?
Can they wear bikinis?
Do they get excited when they hear the term "soul food"?
Can a Dementor get constipated? What sound does it make if it is? Do they get gas?
Is a guy on morphine an all you can eat buffet for Dementors?
Do dementors have G-spots?
What does a Dementor taste like? (and I mean if you eat it, not if you eat it out... although...)
Can you skull ******** a Dementor?
Do Dementors have nipples? Do they get hard when it's excited? (Like if it hears the term "soul food")
Do Dementors go to their equivalent of Chirch? If so are they Revivalists? What does a Dementor quire sound like?
That's all the one's I can decipher from my handwriting. These are the things we need to know. These are the things I think about. Be afraid. Be very afraid!
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I changed my avi....
I bought the holy gauntlet and owl wings...
almost there!!!