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Wait..WHAT! you liked me? : Why didn't you tell me.. I liked you too!
When I hit something, I say "Ow", even if I didn't hurt myself.
Meeting someone in the weirdest way, then they are a huge part of your life.
Every girl needs a boy bestfriend.
The best conversations happen late at night.
Third grade lied,I never used cursive.
Regret setting your phone on Silent or Vibrate once you misplaced it.
My bestfriend would be my only friend if people knew how weird we act alone.
Dreaming you like someone & then start to like the person.
Saying "No one cares" right in the middle of someone speaking.
Trippin in front of your crush right when your bout to tell him you like him :/
Taking the 3D glasses from the movies & taking the lenses out of them.
I've always wanted secret passages, doors, hidden rooms throughout my house.
True friendship exists when silence between two people is comfortable.
I hate being tricked by the "free" iPhone, iPad, & other logos that are totally fake.
Saying "It's fine" when really your heart is breaking.
Talking to someone then randomly yelling "NO I WILL NOT TAKE OFF MY PANTS!"
Avoiding people because you're not in the mood to talk.
Trust me, I’d walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
No, I'm not gonna hurt you or get revenge on you...I have karma to do that for me. ^.^
Hey mom, can you try not to ruin my life? Thanks.
Those songs that make your entire day.
Every time I see the word, "Explain" on an test, I die a little inside.
I hate it when I'm in a awkward situation and I can't find a twix.
Saying "What" then realizing 1 second later what they said.
We all know someone really skinny, but eats loads more than a fat person.
Dear Mom and Dad, Be nice to your kids . . . we'll be the ones choosing your nursing home.
Someone really special has came into my life this year❤
Jealousy is a disease, get well soon bitches!
When your ex says "You will never find anyone like me" say, "God. I sure hope not..."
That sounded right in my head.......Damn! Now what do I say!?!
The awkward silence your friends give you when your crush walks by.
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn but thats alright...LOL JK, I'm gonna stop, drop and roll.
Checking your phone a second before a message arrives, feeling like you're a psychic.
I hate when I accidentally send a txt to the wrong person & repeatedly hit end to make it stop sending.
When the teacher stops talking, I look up to make sure i'm not in trouble.
The awkward moment when a sex scene comes on the movie you're watching with your parents.
Meaning to get things done, but totally forgetting everything.
Not knowing how to deal when the person who said they loved you acts like they don't.
Nope, I didn't change, you just never really knew me.
Everything is so much more funnier when you aren't allowed to laugh.
Time goes by way too fast when you're having fun. Why can't it be like that when you're bored?
Trying to type something really serious but you spell something wrong and it totally ruins the entire ambiance of the message.
I hate when I buy chips & realize that it's mostly air in the bag.
I always thought that if I ever find a magic lamp and the little genie gives me 3 wishes, I'll wish to have infinity wishes.
Pouring milk in your cereal then realize that it have no longer enough milk in the carton to fill the whole bowl.
When I go somewhere with my parents, I act like I don't know them.
"She's just a dumbass b***h!" "omg, I know right! I hate her and..." "Shut up! She's coming!"
Waving to the security cameras when you enter a store.
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! “Dude, we have to do this."
Yelling “Run Forrest Run!” when you see someone running.
Yelling people’s names and then pretending it wasn’t you.
When you think about one of your friend and he/she calls you right away.
Waving at someone in a car then realize it wasn't the person you thought and act as you were juste fixing your hair.
That good feeling when a cute boy/girl you don't know smile at you smile
HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! “Hmmmm, I wonder how hot is hot………..AHHH!!
Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.
The feeling of embarrassment when you accidently knocks over a drink.
"Why are you talking during my class?!" - "Well, why are you teaching during my conversation.??"
Pretending to be asleep when someone walks into your room.
Saying, "AAWWKWARRRDD" in a awkward situation.
Staying up too late and walking around thinking you're really sneaky until you hit something & make a loud noise.
Typing"fkngksbbfjk bhbvpsnjkblnrs" when you have nothing else to say.
''It's so hot in here ..'' ''Sorry, should I leave?''
Waiting for 5 mins for someone to text back, then realizing you never hit send on yours.
When your mom asks you to do something and you say "Ok" but end up never doing it.
"Who are you talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!"
*in church* Thinking, "Who did Adam and Eve's children have sex with?"
I know that I’ve got issues, but you’re pretty messed up too.
"No iPods in school!". . . "Yes, because I'm going to cheat off my test, listening to Justin Bieber.''
I get suspicious when I see "All of the above" on a test.
*Puts too much lotion on* *Wipes half of it on the person next to you*
“Go to your room!”. . “Oh, the place with my iPod, cell phone, laptop, and tv? Ok.”
I've always wanted to spin around in a chair & say: "I've been expecting you!"
You may not like me, but jesus thinks im to-die-for.
Staying in your room all day when you're upset.
"She's dating him?" "Yeah." "I thought she was dating that one guy." "No, that was last week."
*new message* Oh, its you. ******** off.
When i'm home alone and I hear a noise, I freeze and listen for ages.
I insult the ”computer” when its too slow.
Getting nervous at airport security even though you’re not a terrorist.
LSHMSFOAIDMT- "Laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco."
"Go clean your room." "I did." "Okay, im checking." "WAIT!"
I hate when i'm trying to make a speech and Kanye interrupts me.
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
Eating all the fries BEFORE you get home.
Saying, "I dunno." when you don't want to explain something.
I hate when its quiet and your eating something crunchy.
Microsoft Word will never understand that my name is NOT a spelling mistake.
“Go to your room!”. . “Oh, the place with my iPod, cell phone, laptop, and tv? Ok.”
p30pl3 VVh0 r1t3 l1k3 d1$.
When my bowling ball is rolling I try to use magic to direct it!
I dont really like it when there's mist in my mirror cause I'm afraid something starts write in it like in horror movies.
Saying "Who you talkin to???...Oh I thought you was talkin to me, I was bout to say.."
''You sleepy?". . "Naw baby, i'm up!". . *5 minutes later*. .*snoring on the phone!*
I'm not weird, it's called having a personality.
Chat box pops up. First thought, "Ugh, I knew I should've gone offline"
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them 'til they get it.
I wish I could fit a 4GB Memory Card filled with answers in my brain for exams.
I wanna meet myself as someone else just to see what I look like to someone else.
Nerd? We prefer the term: " Intellectual Badass. "
Being so tired that you can't fall asleep.
No mom, you're mad because you're wrong, not because i am talking back.
Realizing you borrowed the pen you're sticking in your mouth.
When the teacher "stop!" and then you yell "hammertime"
Thinking, "When will I ever need this?" in a boring class.
When I was your age, I lost my teeth, NOT my virginity!
That awkward moment after a kiss, and you dont know what to say, so you just smile.
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Karate kicking a closed door.
Repeat something nonstop in your head to don't forget it.
"Hey you okay?" "No, but I'll say yes, cause I don't want to exlpain. YES I'M OKAY (: "
Eat fortune cookie only for the little quote inside.
"I gotta pee." "Then go pee." "No, I'm too lazy."
Draw hearts and smileys all over your desk when you're bored in class.
Look at the persons in the car next to you when you're stuck in the trafic.
"Can you come help me for a second please?" *2 hours later* "oh yeah, only one more little thing..."
"wow, you are soo orange girl... lmfao now you are red."
"ok everyone, stay calm and DON'T PANIC!!!" "shut up, you're the only one who's freaking out on here."
"oh it starts raining..." "CRAP MY HAIR!"
Teachers call it cheating, students call it working in team.
Girl: "I love..." Boy: "Me, I know." Girl: "No tacos☺"
Yelling "Amen" after someone says something you agree with.
When I hit something, I say "Ow", even if I didn't hurt myself.
Meeting someone in the weirdest way, then they are a huge part of your life.
Every girl needs a boy bestfriend.
The best conversations happen late at night.
Third grade lied,I never used cursive.
Regret setting your phone on Silent or Vibrate once you misplaced it.
My bestfriend would be my only friend if people knew how weird we act alone.
Dreaming you like someone & then start to like the person.
Saying "No one cares" right in the middle of someone speaking.
Trippin in front of your crush right when your bout to tell him you like him :/
Taking the 3D glasses from the movies & taking the lenses out of them.
I've always wanted secret passages, doors, hidden rooms throughout my house.
True friendship exists when silence between two people is comfortable.
I hate being tricked by the "free" iPhone, iPad, & other logos that are totally fake.
Saying "It's fine" when really your heart is breaking.
Talking to someone then randomly yelling "NO I WILL NOT TAKE OFF MY PANTS!"
Avoiding people because you're not in the mood to talk.
Trust me, I’d walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
No, I'm not gonna hurt you or get revenge on you...I have karma to do that for me. ^.^
Hey mom, can you try not to ruin my life? Thanks.
Those songs that make your entire day.
Every time I see the word, "Explain" on an test, I die a little inside.
I hate it when I'm in a awkward situation and I can't find a twix.
Saying "What" then realizing 1 second later what they said.
We all know someone really skinny, but eats loads more than a fat person.
Dear Mom and Dad, Be nice to your kids . . . we'll be the ones choosing your nursing home.
Someone really special has came into my life this year❤
Jealousy is a disease, get well soon bitches!
When your ex says "You will never find anyone like me" say, "God. I sure hope not..."
That sounded right in my head.......Damn! Now what do I say!?!
The awkward silence your friends give you when your crush walks by.
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn but thats alright...LOL JK, I'm gonna stop, drop and roll.
Checking your phone a second before a message arrives, feeling like you're a psychic.
I hate when I accidentally send a txt to the wrong person & repeatedly hit end to make it stop sending.
When the teacher stops talking, I look up to make sure i'm not in trouble.
The awkward moment when a sex scene comes on the movie you're watching with your parents.
Meaning to get things done, but totally forgetting everything.
Not knowing how to deal when the person who said they loved you acts like they don't.
Nope, I didn't change, you just never really knew me.
Everything is so much more funnier when you aren't allowed to laugh.
Time goes by way too fast when you're having fun. Why can't it be like that when you're bored?
Trying to type something really serious but you spell something wrong and it totally ruins the entire ambiance of the message.
I hate when I buy chips & realize that it's mostly air in the bag.
I always thought that if I ever find a magic lamp and the little genie gives me 3 wishes, I'll wish to have infinity wishes.
Pouring milk in your cereal then realize that it have no longer enough milk in the carton to fill the whole bowl.
When I go somewhere with my parents, I act like I don't know them.
"She's just a dumbass b***h!" "omg, I know right! I hate her and..." "Shut up! She's coming!"
Waving to the security cameras when you enter a store.
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! “Dude, we have to do this."
Yelling “Run Forrest Run!” when you see someone running.
Yelling people’s names and then pretending it wasn’t you.
When you think about one of your friend and he/she calls you right away.
Waving at someone in a car then realize it wasn't the person you thought and act as you were juste fixing your hair.
That good feeling when a cute boy/girl you don't know smile at you smile
HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! “Hmmmm, I wonder how hot is hot………..AHHH!!
Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.
The feeling of embarrassment when you accidently knocks over a drink.
"Why are you talking during my class?!" - "Well, why are you teaching during my conversation.??"
Pretending to be asleep when someone walks into your room.
Saying, "AAWWKWARRRDD" in a awkward situation.
Staying up too late and walking around thinking you're really sneaky until you hit something & make a loud noise.
Typing"fkngksbbfjk bhbvpsnjkblnrs" when you have nothing else to say.
''It's so hot in here ..'' ''Sorry, should I leave?''
Waiting for 5 mins for someone to text back, then realizing you never hit send on yours.
When your mom asks you to do something and you say "Ok" but end up never doing it.
"Who are you talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!"
*in church* Thinking, "Who did Adam and Eve's children have sex with?"
I know that I’ve got issues, but you’re pretty messed up too.
"No iPods in school!". . . "Yes, because I'm going to cheat off my test, listening to Justin Bieber.''
I get suspicious when I see "All of the above" on a test.
*Puts too much lotion on* *Wipes half of it on the person next to you*
“Go to your room!”. . “Oh, the place with my iPod, cell phone, laptop, and tv? Ok.”
I've always wanted to spin around in a chair & say: "I've been expecting you!"
You may not like me, but jesus thinks im to-die-for.
Staying in your room all day when you're upset.
"She's dating him?" "Yeah." "I thought she was dating that one guy." "No, that was last week."
*new message* Oh, its you. ******** off.
When i'm home alone and I hear a noise, I freeze and listen for ages.
I insult the ”computer” when its too slow.
Getting nervous at airport security even though you’re not a terrorist.
LSHMSFOAIDMT- "Laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco."
"Go clean your room." "I did." "Okay, im checking." "WAIT!"
I hate when i'm trying to make a speech and Kanye interrupts me.
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
Eating all the fries BEFORE you get home.
Saying, "I dunno." when you don't want to explain something.
I hate when its quiet and your eating something crunchy.
Microsoft Word will never understand that my name is NOT a spelling mistake.
“Go to your room!”. . “Oh, the place with my iPod, cell phone, laptop, and tv? Ok.”
p30pl3 VVh0 r1t3 l1k3 d1$.
When my bowling ball is rolling I try to use magic to direct it!
I dont really like it when there's mist in my mirror cause I'm afraid something starts write in it like in horror movies.
Saying "Who you talkin to???...Oh I thought you was talkin to me, I was bout to say.."
''You sleepy?". . "Naw baby, i'm up!". . *5 minutes later*. .*snoring on the phone!*
I'm not weird, it's called having a personality.
Chat box pops up. First thought, "Ugh, I knew I should've gone offline"
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them 'til they get it.
I wish I could fit a 4GB Memory Card filled with answers in my brain for exams.
I wanna meet myself as someone else just to see what I look like to someone else.
Nerd? We prefer the term: " Intellectual Badass. "
Being so tired that you can't fall asleep.
No mom, you're mad because you're wrong, not because i am talking back.
Realizing you borrowed the pen you're sticking in your mouth.
When the teacher "stop!" and then you yell "hammertime"
Thinking, "When will I ever need this?" in a boring class.
When I was your age, I lost my teeth, NOT my virginity!
That awkward moment after a kiss, and you dont know what to say, so you just smile.
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Karate kicking a closed door.
Repeat something nonstop in your head to don't forget it.
"Hey you okay?" "No, but I'll say yes, cause I don't want to exlpain. YES I'M OKAY (: "
Eat fortune cookie only for the little quote inside.
"I gotta pee." "Then go pee." "No, I'm too lazy."
Draw hearts and smileys all over your desk when you're bored in class.
Look at the persons in the car next to you when you're stuck in the trafic.
"Can you come help me for a second please?" *2 hours later* "oh yeah, only one more little thing..."
"wow, you are soo orange girl... lmfao now you are red."
"ok everyone, stay calm and DON'T PANIC!!!" "shut up, you're the only one who's freaking out on here."
"oh it starts raining..." "CRAP MY HAIR!"
Teachers call it cheating, students call it working in team.
Girl: "I love..." Boy: "Me, I know." Girl: "No tacos☺"
Yelling "Amen" after someone says something you agree with.
