About
Gaia Username: Purely Katie {this changes frequently sadly}
Hello there! My name is Katie!! My best friends in real life and on gaia are Chelle, Chellies, and she is the owner of the Gaia Job Center.
You should join. wink Along with Snoozer, or Snoozertheham. I'm a female, lets hope. I'm curently living somewhere on the planet. [You don't need to know this. I don't need no stalkers.] I enjoy hanging out with my friends, and I do enjoy school 3/4 of the time. No I am NOT a nerd but it's one of the only places I get to see some of said friends. I play softball, the guitar heart , and I curently have four cats. Leave me a comment, or feel free to PM me. I enjoy talking to people and I don't bite. =3Favorites
-Band
-My Chemical Romance heart heart
-Panic! at the Disco <3 <3 <3
-Fall Out Boy
-Paramore
-All Time Low
-Cobra Starship
-Green Day
-AFI
-Mayday Parade
-We The Kings
-The Cab
-Metro Station
-All Time Low
-Counting Crows
-The Killers
-Smashing Pumkins
-Every Avenue
-The Academy Is
-The Spill Canvas
-Cash Cash
-The Friday Night Boys
-The Maine
-The Hit
-Amely
-The Ready Set
-The Summer Set
-Stephen Jerzak
-The Young Veins
-Anarbor
-A Rocket to the Moon
-Goo Goo Dolls
-Train
Book
-Harry Potter Series! <3
-Warriors series
-Blood and Chocolate
-The Stand
-Looking for Alaska
-An Abundance of Katherines
-Jerk
-The Good Guy
-The Husband
-The Inheritance Series
-Paper Towns
-Ride the River
-Swallowing Stones
-The Green Mile
-M or F
-Boy 2 Girl
-Rainbow Boys
-Right Behind You
-Dark Canyon
-The Mortal Instrument Series
-The Dark Half
-The Hound of the Blaskervilles. [Probably a spelling fail.]
Movie
-Sherlock Holmes
-A Nightmare Before Christmas
-The Corpse Bride
- Sweeny Todd!!!!!! heart
-The Green Mile
-Wall-E
-The Stand
-The Harry Potter Movies.
-Pocahontas
-Alice in Wonderland
-Saving Private Ryan
-Beautiful Thing
-Get Real
Animal
-Wolves
Colors
- Black, Red, White, and PINK [deal with it]
`Cheshire Puss,' Alice] began, rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name: however, it only grinned a little wider. `Come, it's pleased so far,' thought Alice, and she went on. `Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
`That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
`I don't much care where--' said Alice.
`Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.
`--so long as I get SOMEWHERE,' Alice added as an explanation.
`Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, `if you only walk long enough.'"
"`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on `And how do you know that you're mad?'
`To begin with,' said the Cat, `a dog's not mad. You grant that?'
`I suppose so,' said Alice.
`Well, then,' the Cat went on, `you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'"
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On the packaging for a wrist watch:
Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
(Where do people buy there watches?)
On a toaster:
Do not use underwater.
(Orly? I never would've guessed)
On a TV remote:
Not Dishwasher safe.
(Better go stop the dishwasher now.)
A sign in a street in Hong Kong:
Beware of people.
(What, where?!)
On a muffin packet:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
(Are we inserting this muffin whole?)
On a mattress:
Do not attempt to swallow.
(Darn, cause that's all I like to do with my mattresses.)
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cool avi really nice..
lol idk it says you're online
I was just wondering if there was any way you could get me a picture of Sage. You remember him right? That lovable dragon from Captured Fates? Yes yes. 3nodding
Please and thank you! heart