funny sayings
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
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You can't have everything....where would you put it?
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain
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If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce. ----Lord Byron
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Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
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An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
*
Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.
*
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
*
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
*
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
*
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
*
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
*
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain
*
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
*
Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce. ----Lord Byron
*
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
*
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
*
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
*
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
*
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
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