Help me create my spartan army!!!
My plan is to create a Spartan army to take over the planet and become empress of the earth. I am looking for recruits to join my army and become my loyal followers. The first step is to have 300 babies, I know it seems impossible but we shall be swift.After I have recieved my 300 babies they shall be trained from birth in the art of combat. pain shall be a second nature to the adorable barbarians. while my children train I will be going through a majority of surgery procedures to make myself look ultimately sexy again. The more recruits I get the faster my plans for world domination will be! JOIN ME!
To accompany me in my evil procedures follow these 5 simple steps below:
1. Tell me
2. find a cheap whore or man b***h to loyally knock you up around 120 times.
3. Make me babies!
4.Send these babies to daycare, or also known as my industrial training facility of massacre for lovable tykes.
5. WORLD DOMINATION!!!
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