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live your life for every day rather than planning years ahead,
enjoy all the special moments that life grants you,
take advantage of every oppertunity that comes your way,
party hard as once the music stops, the party draws to a close!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but
rather to skid in sideways , Beer in one hand , spliff in the other ,
body thoroughly used up, totally wasted and screaming
"WOO HOO, What a ******** Ride"
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Dr Dave had slept with 1 of his patients and felt really guilty...
No matter how much he tried the scence of betrayel was
overwhelming. Every once in a while he'd hear an internal
reassuring voice say 'Dave, don't worry about it, you aint the 1st
Doctor to sleep with 1 of your patients and you won't be the last
and you are single so its ok, just let it go'...But invariably the
other voice would bring him back to reality whispering 'Dave,
your a ******** Vet'
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''Words of Wisdom''
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the
woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."
The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house."
Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You just have to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.
So, to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to
smell the flowers on your side of the path!
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live your life for every day rather than planning years ahead, enjoy all the special moments that life grants you, take advantage of every oppertunity that comes your way, party hard as once the music stops, the party draws to a close!
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