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The Dreams

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Item List:
Pink Breeze
Rock Angel
Little Diner Pink Cap
Green Leg Warmers
Glittering Pink Carnival Skirt
Seracila Pendant
Strawberry Sundae Sweets

Here's the Facts

Hitler's pissed.
Why haven't you commented?!
D<
...
You have forced this upon yourself.
Now Miguel will taunt you with his mighty strings of doom!
xD

I am worth 9,489,717 Gold!
[[As of June 20, 2012]]
OMG!!

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Hello. Hi. How's it goin'. Whatever.

I'm Storm, or Stormey, whatever you prefer. Don't let my username confuse you. I am no angel. I'm blunt. No if,ands,or buts about it. Don't like it?? Then leave. Nothing's stopping you. ... Still reading?? Good. Means you got a backbone in ya. So,onward we shall go.

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I don't have a label,so don't go tryin' to put one on me before you know me. I'm not a prep,I'm not emo,I'm not a nerd. I'm me,bitches. And dammit,if you don't like it,then you can ******** off.

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I like to write. A lot. Up until recently,I was writing poems and stories every other night. Then,I hit a roadblock in one of my stories. And now,I haven't managed to crank out something new and unique.
D:
It's very saddening. Anywhooz. Literacy = <3 I will love you forever if you can prove to me that not everyone is a stupid little monkey when they type.

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I forget a lot of things that are told to me. No, I don't have Alzheimer's, although it wouldn't surprise me if I did. It kinda runs in the family. So if you tell me something, such as maybe your favorite color, I might end up forgetting it.
Sorry.

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Music = <3
I thrive off the ear drum-shattering goodness that hard rock and metal provide. I do listen to other genres, don't get me wrong. But if you tell me to listen to a really mellow song... Well, I'll probably listen to the first five seconds and get bored. Mellow songs just don't do it for me.
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Tell me to listen to a country or rap song, and I will rip your throat out for ever suggesting it. I absolutely loathe country and rap with a passion. [[Country has one or two exceptions, though.]] I don't wanna listen to some whiney chick with that redneck twang they usually have. And I sure as hell don't wanna listen to some guy rappin' 'bout how much money he has, or how he can get all the bitches in the world.
Shut.
The. <********.
Up.
Go brag about your wealth and whorish-ness to your rich friends. NOT to the general public. Nobody wants to hear about that s**t.

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Bravo.
You've made it this far and haven't run screaming in terror.
I'm quite surprised.
But there's even more to come, don't worry.

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Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm back in yet another relationship. A lovely Airman has decided to grace my life in a new and exciting way. He's got me trying things I never would've considered before, and it seems as though every day is a new adventure by his side. He takes me, mood swings and overall craziness, as I am and I couldn't ask for anything more. Here's hoping that things grow deeper as time progresses, because I feel something stirring inside, and I'm liking where it's going.
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If you wanna know more,just leave a comment or PM me.
I'll get back to it when I can.

The Facts
~Alias(es): Storm, Angel, Loser, Dr. Phyllis, and many, many more.~
~Sex [[Yes,please!! xD ]]: Female~
~Age: Like I'd tell you!!~
~Orientation: Bisexual. [[Yes,I like girls and boys. ******** off.]]
~Ancestry: German, Irish, French, Polish, and Native American descent~
~Born In: Ft. Bragg,NC [[Army brat for LIFE.]]~
~Hair: Brown and growin' out again~
~Eyes: Brown~
~Status: Taken~
~Currently Feeling: Can't wait!! <3 ~

Still don't know enough about me??
Here's some other stuff.
[[Not in any particular order]]

Likes:
~The smell of rain~
~Nightmare Before Christmas~
~Lava lamps~
~Avie art [[feed my addiction??]]~
~Some anime~
~Comments/PMs~
~Lots of loud music~
~Mudvayne~
~Laughing~
~Yaoi/Yuri~
~The sound of rain falling softly on everything~
~Kingdom Hearts 2~
~JROTC [[The high school version. xD ]]~
~Legend of Dragoon~
~Techno/Trance music~
~Cuddling~
~Tripp pants~
~Kisses~
~Chocolate~
~*This list to get longer over time*~

Dislikes:
~Illiteracy~
~txt tlk~
~1337 talk~
~Lol [[hate it with the passion of a thousand burning suns.]]~
~Random friend requests~
~Overly serious people~
~Peoples that wear WAY too much pink~
~Dishonest people~
~Stupid people~
~n00bs~
~Overly perverted people [[ask and I'll tell you]]~
~Flamers~
~Ignorant people that argue for the sake of arguing~
~Homophobes~
~Racist people~
~Stereotypical people~
~Straight rap [[the kind where it mostly talks about "gittin' some hoes"...frikin retarded.]]~
~A lot of hip hop artists [[they all sound the same!! D: ]]~
~*This list to get longer over time*~

I found this highly amusing. Hope you do,too!

What Not To Do At Hogwarts
1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
2. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
3. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
4. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
5. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
6. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
7. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
8. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
9. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
10. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
11. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
12. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
13. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
14. I am not allowed to ask Hermione and Ginny if they know what a 'menage a trois' is.
15. I will not send shampoo to Snape's office, no matter how badly he needs it.
16. Naughty jokes regarding "Moaning" Myrtle are only funny the first time.
17. Singing "Slytherins are Sexier" in Potion's class will not get me extra points.
18. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Deatheaters.
19. Screaming "VOLDEMORT!" in crowded hallways is not in good taste.
20. Stealing Draco's underwear and selling it on Ebay to horny fangirls is not ethical, nor profitable (note to self: Steal Potter's underwear instead).
21. I will not refer to Ron Weasley as "that red-headed twit" in polite company (impolite company is just fine).
22. The "I Hate Snape" Club is not a valid after-class activity.
23. Making Harry Potter action figures without his permission is wrong. Making Draco Malfoy pay double for them is also wrong.
24. I will not tell Grawp that "Hermy" will give him a kiss if he eats certain members of the faculty.
25. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0", is not a valid T-shirt slogan
26. Writing sexy love letters to Professor Dumbledore, signed by "Your Kitten", is not a ethical means to skip Transfiguration class (though it is effective).
27. I will not address the Professor with a loud "Heil Umbridge!" and accompanying salute.
28. Having Colin and Dennis Creevy follow Harry Potter all day is cruel and unusual punishment.
29. I will not sell pennies as priceless, Muggle collector coins.
30. I will not spread rumors about Draco's deviant sexuality.
31. Asking Professor Snape to show you how to make a love potion is not reccomended.
32. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony."
33. Madam Pomfrey does not dispense condoms.
34. Do not ask Professor Sinistra to show you "Uranus".
35. A good way to piss Hermione off: Write "Hermione Granger was here" on multiple library books, thereby banning her from the library.
36. Dobby, even though he apparently went to grammer school with him, is NOT Yoda in disguise.
37. Telling the first years about the time your friend got eaten by the giant squid is NOT appropriate. Ever.
38. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
39. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
40. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
41. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
42. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
43. I will stop charming Professor Snape's robes to bright purple (or any bright color for that matter).
44. Mail order dinosaurs are NOT good birthday presents for Hagrid. No matter how much of a discount you get on them.
45. "Quidditch Players Do It in the Air" broom stickers are not allowed.
46. Shaving Mrs. Norris is not a public service.
47. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
48. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
49. Asking Professor Flitwick if there is a charm to remove clothes, or give you x-ray vision, is not permitted.
50. Asking Professor Flitwick where Snow White is is not permitted.
51. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
52. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
53. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
54. I will not call the Defence Against Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
55. I am not a sloth Animagus.
56. I am not a tribble Animagus.
57. I will not lick Trevor.
58. I am not to owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
59. I will not go to any fundamentalist websites and argue that Voldemort is a direct contradiction of the concept of "intelligent design."
60. I will not create a pin-up calendar of the Slytherin girls and call it "Voldie's Angels".
61. I will not convince the house elves to unionize.
62. The Muggle known as George W. Bush is not related to or working for Lord Voldemort in any way, and I am to stop insinuating that he is.
63. There are spoons. I will not destroy, transfigure, disappear or rename the cutlery so that there are no spoons.
64. The Head Girl and Head Boy do not perform sexual favors.
65. I will stop insisting that witchcraft is just a metaphor for lesbian sex.
66. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
67. Attempting to create real tribbles is expressly forbidden. Especially if it is for extra credit in the Care of Magical Creatures.
68. Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.
69. Hogwarts is in the UK, thus the United States Constitution does not apply to any of its students. Therefore, 'Avada Kedavra' does not fall under First Amendment freedom of speech rights.
70. I shall not suggest to Remus Lupin that "you and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals" and that we should "do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."
71. I do not have a Pikachu Patronus, no matter how kickass that would be.
72. Announcing "Remember: Save a broomstick! Ride a wizard!" is not an appropriate way to conclude a Quidditch match.
73. Voldemort, after being defeated, did not get served.
74. Providing Engorgio charms to students that are... lacking... before the Winter Ball will make your Head of House most displeased.
75. "You might be a pureblood if..." jokes will get me in trouble, especially in front of Slytherins.
76. The condition of Professor Snape's hair has nothing to do with the Muggle movie "There's Something About Mary."
77. It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "once you go Black, you never go back."
78. I should not ask Harry Potter if he wants to talk to my "snake".
79. Professor Snape is not the Metatron.
80. I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"
81. I will not teach the veela the lyrics to "Oops, I Did It Again" even if they ask nicely.
82. Lucius Malfoy's cane is not a 'pimp cane' and I should stop asking if I can be his ho.
83. Stop asking Hannah Abbot if her milkshake brings boys to the yard.
84. Getting my little brother to record his latest thrash masterpiece on a Howler so I can listen to it is a good idea in theory, but not in actuality.
85. I will not refer to house elves as "self-disciplining submissives".
86. If a classmate is jingling the change in his pockets, I will not laugh at him for "playing with his Knuts".
87. Despite the fact that it takes place in a dungeon, I may not safeword out of Potions class.
89. Singing "If I Were a Rich Man" around the Weasleys is rude.
90. I may not sell Umbridge's quill to emo students, especially if they're no good at poetry.
91. Changing my name to Mary-Sue does not guarantee me hook-up rights with anyone I please.
92. Kingsley Shacklebolt is allowed to hurt me if I refer to him as 'my *****'.
93. Just because the black guy dies first in Muggle movies does not mean that will apply to Kingsley.
94. I deserved the extra punishment when I sang "Fat Bottomed Girls Make the Rocking World Go Round" to Madame Maxime.
95. "Beaters do it with Wood" is not funny, even if the only people who aren't laughing are the Weasley twins and Oliver.
96. Under no circumstances am I to attempt to create a Holy Hand Grenade.
97. I will not Polyjuice myself and a friend to look like Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, then give each other passionate kisses in public.
98. Forming a LGBT support group on campus is permissible. Claiming that it was founded in 1945 by Tom Riddle is not.
99. Replying every question that Professor Lupin asks with, "Are you ******** Sirius?" is not funny, not even the first time.
100. Asking Tonks to change to Marilyn Monroe or Jenna Jameson before having sex is just plain cruel and evil

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Occupation: Future Airman

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Writings of an Angel

Storm here. This journal used to be of the random stuff that happened in my life,but now... Not so much...

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squiddo Report | 06/26/2012 7:12 pm: lmao, well sorrynotsorry.
squiddo Report | 06/26/2012 7:00 pm: ahaha, how old do I look? blaugh
TimelessElder Report | 06/20/2012 7:51 pm: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK staff. I was on it for 2 weeks and said ******** that.
TimelessElder Report | 06/20/2012 7:47 pm: I graduated as my Divisions RCPO (Recruit Chief Petty Officer)
The highest recruit
So that helped.
TimelessElder Report | 06/20/2012 7:35 pm: Im a Petty officer 3rd class (E-4)
I had ROTC experience out of high school which let me enlist as an E-3 right off the bat.
Then from Bootcamp to A school they promoted me (:
TimelessElder Report | 06/20/2012 6:47 pm: What is your rank now? And you might want to use pay grade cause I don't know airforce ranks xD
TimelessElder Report | 06/20/2012 6:44 pm: That s**t would suck to get kicked for medical reasons.

Thats why, just in case Im getting my degree in astronomy to teach when I get out or anything should happen.
TimelessElder Report | 06/20/2012 6:41 pm: Navy candy...
Or as civilians call it Ibuprofen
TimelessElder Report | 06/20/2012 6:40 pm: Do what everyone else does,
Lie about it and don't tell anyone xP
TimelessElder Report | 06/20/2012 6:37 pm: and benefits. I plan to do 20+

I landed my dream job. All my hard work payed off!