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Age: Wouldn't you like to know, you ***** bear! XDLikes: Many things to list...
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Currently interested in: Stuff
Favorite Kind of Light Bulb: Flourescent
Favorite Pie: Lemon Meringue Pie
Is it really necessary for you to write this information? : No, I just felt like it because I had nothing better to do. That's usually how it is for me. =]
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I was just popping by because I remember talking to you ages ago. xD
How are you? C:
MY
GAWD
You will NAWT believe this! I was liek walking around searching for my condoms that I dropped because I accidentally spilled them liek, aaaall overrrr the place the last time I got drunk and brought home some slut so ya I was picking them all up and then I found my amazing glittery rainbow rubber (madde by Happy Time Condoms) and it was alll the way across the roaddd liek by the neighbors (not the ones who stare at me) and liek in the street so I had to run down there in my awesomely cute <3 pajamas (the ones from that sexy Johto trainer) and liek as I was sweating like a b***h while running to grasp it the mean wind blew it even fartherrrrrrrrr and I had to run even faster to catch it and it landed liek right in the middle of this huuuge bush and I had to reach waaay out to reach it (yahuh in my amazing pajamas which liek really show off my body) so then that succubus Delia came along and was all liek "OMG there are liek, children here! But I would so totally tap that! And then she giggled and I was all liek "Oh yah b***h? Well you're just jealous of my amazing collection of Happy Time Condoms AND the fact that I have a use for them!" (OOH BURN) So then she was liek "Oh snap you damn busted in tha head! It reminds me of that affair we had liek all those years ago when it caused my unemployed husband to commit suicide and you said that to make up for it you would pay me welfare and liek let my unborn son become a trainer no matter how ugly he turns out so it kinda makes me feel young again and like my life hasn't been a total waste which in turn totally turns me on man." So I (clutching my favoritest rubber) was liek, "So liek, you totally still have feelings for me girl?" And we fell over on the neighbor's lawn right there and had feisty hot passionate lovemaking to make up for all those stood up booty calls.
I can't waittt to tell my adorable little Johto sex slave all about it <3 and he can't break up with me because I'll just cut all his little strings. <3<3<3
PS: Me 8======) Delia
gimme a minute