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Lady Sekhmet Report | 08/03/2009 3:54 pm

That is the understatement of understatements. I wish there was some way to scrap this year from the start. As soon as I get a day off I'll make sure to come see you. How long is your recovery going suppose to take?

Lady Sekhmet Report | 08/01/2009 12:05 am

*pokes*

Arastella Report | 01/25/2009 10:51 am

i cant figure out how to change my status.... for peetes sake, i cant even find where my status is that everyone is commenting because of lol

Basement kat Report | 01/20/2009 3:11 pm

Haven't thought about the Boa Constrictor song in ages and I LOVE the quote of the day.

Basement kat Report | 01/17/2009 8:42 am

Dead fish still has flavor. *pokes tongue out*

ashes_of_phoenix Report | 01/14/2009 10:25 pm

*snuggles* and it's going to be colder tomorrow.

Lady Sekhmet Report | 01/07/2009 9:39 am

This is my Top side to phoenix. *snugs*

ashes_of_phoenix Report | 01/07/2009 9:31 am

*huggles* Thank you, val. *kisses* I needed a little love. *snuggles*

Basement kat Report | 01/06/2009 9:37 pm

That is a happy little song they would have sometimes at O'Flaherty's. It's on a Danny Doyle CD but I'm not sure if I can find it to post it anywhere. *will look*

Basement kat Report | 01/06/2009 5:47 pm

Do you remember the day that if you said that you were gay

It meant with joy that you could sing and shout

A fairy was enchanting and dressing up and camping

Was something you did with the scouts

That care free age when an urgent case of aids

Was powdered milk we sent to the Sahara

A fruit was something nice to eat a poof was something for your feet

And a queen was an old tart in a tiara



Ah look what we've done to the old mother tongue

It's a crime the way we've misused it

It's been totally tis woggled, crumb and blonged and golly woggled

And we've strangled, mangled frangled and abused it



Ah those far off times when a bong meant a chime

And a buzz was a noise insecticidal

And joint was something between bones and getting really stoned

Only happened to bad people in the Bible

When if you had a bad trip it meant you fell and broke your hip

Cold turkey just meant Christmas at Aunt Dottie's

Coke was something that you burned; a smack was something that you earned

From your mumzie wumzie when you had been naughty



The years have gone I'm afraid when only eggs got laid

And only the rhinoceros got horny

Only kangaroos jumped and only camels humped

Getting stuffed meant a little taxidermy

Swing was for trapezes and Tarzan's chimpanzees

Tossing off was something Scotland did with cabers

Now it means something quite obscene

And heavy ugly scene is any movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger