Things I find from time to time.
WHAT RELIGION SHOULD I PICK?
1) Do you believe people freely choose their actions?
If yes, go to 2) if no, go to cool (of course you will anyhow.)
2) Do you believe in God? Yes, 3) No, go to 7).
3) Do you believe in Hell? Yes, 4), Else go to 5).
4) Do you believe in one of the following:
The Church? Welcome to Catholicism! Done.
Christ? Welcome to generic Protestantism. Done.
Mohamed Welcome to mainstream Islam. Done
Moses and Abraham only? Welcome to Medical School! Done.
The Mother Goddess? Welcome to Neo-Paganism. Done
None of the above/Your own mind? Welcome to Satanism (aka the Secret/Law of Attraction). Done.
5) Do you believe everyone will be in a good place (this life or the next) even the devil, who is a mythological construct anyhow? Welcome to Orthodoxy. Pick a type:
Russian Orthodox: Great Art. Done.
Greek Orthodox: Great Food. Done.
Armenian or Other Orthodox: Here that chip for your shoulder. Done
None of the above? Go to 6).
6) Do you want everybody to get along, or to leave you alone?
Along (actively): Welcome to the Brotherhood of Friends (Quakers.) Done.
Along (passively): Welcome to the Unitarian Universalism Church. Done.
Alone: Thanks for participating (however slightly) in Episcopalianism! Done.
7) Do you want a better deal or is this life fine?
Deal: Let go and forget god, Nirvana is more than a rock band to you, baby Buddha! Done.
Fine: Read some Taoism, Join the party. Done.
cool Is God mean or just busy?
Mean: Don't watch the movie "Hardcore". That movie is NOT meant for you. Welcome to the Protestant Reformed Church. You couldn't have landed anywhere else! Done.
Busy: Are you Dutch? So few people choose this one anymore who aren't Dutch. Welcome to Calvinism. We've been waiting for you. Knew you'd get here soon enough. What would you like to do now, oh yea, good. You always do what is good. You are done now.
9) if you are reading this, you are either bad at math or too dumb to settle for a proper religion. You can be a Shi'a or a Confucian or a Lutheran. Please stop reading now.
10) Okay, if you are still reading, then god has delivered you by grace to the Baptist fold. You are loved. Stop doing anything interesting or fun. You are in God's army now. And for God's sake, please stop reading now.
11) 0kay, so you must be an atheist. Can't follow the simplest instructions, you never know when to quit and please read the next section 12).
12) Got ya! if you are reading this then you AREN'T truly an atheist because atheists are to argumentative and contrary to do what they are told. You must be an agnostic. You keep reading because you WANT to believe, but you can't quite get your head around all this gibberish. I am sorry I couldn't "fix" you with religion.
God knows I tried!
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8 ) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
11. Gay marriage is a sin according to the Bible, as well as shrimp, which as Americans living under a theocracy we should strictly follow. That is why there are no Long John Silver's or Red Lobsters in America.
I found this on the Yoai guild Forum page, new youd love it
I like
Your a wind or air goddess. Your shy, but can be outgoing and fun and you're extremely curious but still very quiet in everything you do.
You have wings of inner beauty. You prefer to let you actions speak for you, believing that it's not what you look like, but how you act and think that defines who you are. More people should be like that
loneliness....
Dark Angel
Half-Demon....you were a human that was sapose to tranzform into a pure demon when something went wrong and the tranzformation didnt complete. Half-demons have lots of pain as you may tell. This pain comes from the demon inside of you wanting to finish the tranzformation. There is someways that the demon can find out how to finish the tranzformation. Many people hate being a half demon while other try and help their demon to finish the tranzformation. If you wish to get rid of your demon...good luck because thats almost impossible. But dont fear half demons are cool! They have ears of the animal they are and a tail. Some dont have any but some do like a Hald wolf demon!those humans have pointy teeth! Really cool ^.^
You are at the top of the anime foodchain! You are the hardcore anime fan! You are The Otaku of them all!You are probably into those hard to find animes and mangas like Violinist of Hameln and NightWalker, and get most your manga online.Since you are the top, you get the all too often frustrating job of leading the others through the world of anime. Hold in there, they'll catch on eventually.
You are a Duron. My race of "vampiric" elves. Durons, however, unlike Vampires do not just live off the blood of others, they can also eat normal food, like meat and vegetables. Sunlight, blessed water, garlic does not harm them. They live deep within the forests, distanced from the other races to avoid their constant wars and battle. Your race does not move within the shadows, but it moves with the shadows. Highly dangerous, humans tend to avoid you, as do other magickal races, excluding the Necromongers who you often trade with. Your race is highly solitary, for your blood lust normally rules your actions.
yup
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an i like ur avie 2