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Jackaroo091 Report | 02/22/2009 12:49 am
Jackaroo091
*BREAKING SILENCE*
Jackaroo091 Report | 02/20/2009 1:20 am
Jackaroo091
Hi
Midnight_Mist_Alchemist Report | 02/19/2009 8:51 pm
Midnight_Mist_Alchemist
Hi! =)
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sexilisious101
den y u rite 2 me n da 1st place???????
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Hi, how are you?
 

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Make my profi look PRETTY!? I'd rather not...

So heres some jokes that i thought i'd put on here :

1.a man is about to go into the desert for 2 years,
nobody knows why,
but jokes often demand such harsh terms.

he tells his best friend -
if i'm not back in two years
i want you to be with my wife -
here is the key to her chastity belt.
his friend solemnly takes the key and bows.

the man heads off into the desert, alone on a horse (as jokes sometimes go).
he is a couple miles out of town when a whirlwind of dust
approaches him from the town he left.
he is baffled by the unexpected tornado.

he slows his horse and turns,
and it is his best friend.

"wrong key." his friend tells him.

2.Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: That's not funny.

3.Skeleton walks into a bar. Says, "gimme a beer and a mop."

4.Henny Youngman: A hooker walked up to me on the street and said, "I'll do anything you want for $50." I said, "OK. Paint my house."

5.what's red, blue, orange and looks great on hippies?

fire!

AND HERE ARE SOME EXCUSES FORGETTING CAUGHT FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK AT WORK:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

1. " ...... AMEN!"

 

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