well, i know we've all heard the crap about how it's the president's fault that so many people died during hurricane katrina. if you never knew of such events, cause you're NORTHERNERZ! i'll tell you that about three years ago, there was a category 5 (in other words kick a**) hurricane that we called Katrina that pretty well wiped out the population of New Orleans and southern Mississippi, the burdens of which were all dumped on the poor man who has to deal with all the finger pointing our "better-than-perfect" American citizens dish out when something goes wrong. (let the jury record that we are all only human, even if we're the head of a country).
well, poor mister president isn't taking any of that crap. they've commissioned the military to evacuate all of our southern coastline. better yet, if you refuse to leave, they'll arrest you to make sure you do. there are signs all over I-20 saying that the evacuation is in effect. they have soldiers searching everywhere to make sure that everyone has left. oops, sorry, the last nine people just left this morning. what will be the death toll now? depends on how long the traffic line to Shreveport is! fortunately, we'll hardly get thunderstorms! whee
i'm just glad that no more people searching for extra federal money can blame the government for the death toll and force them to pay for the funeral, cause if anyone dies, IT'S THEIR OWN FREAKIN FAULT! hahahah! i love justice!
 Hasslich Kekse · Mon Sep 01, 2008 @ 06:03pm · 0 Comments |
