"Chuck Norris conducted the symphony of cosmic entities that played this song as he simultaneously created the UNIVERSE. Then he made love to a supernova, Cthulu, The Master Chief, and Megan Fox. These three spawns of Norris and the stars then made a vow to destroy that which would be referred to as "BIEBER" on the year 2012. This date will mark the worldwide holiday and revolution. And with that, Google will join forces with Walmart and create SKYNET."