Favorite GLaDOS quotes.
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted Companion Cube will not threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the weighted Companion Cube does speak, The Enrichment Center urges you to disregard it's advice."
"While it has been a fateful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk; And the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot; It would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become burden to you."
"You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."
"Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later. By myself. Because you'll be dead."
"I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse."
"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."
"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well, I won't let you! How does that feel?"
"I'll tell you what that thing isn't. It isn't yours! Now leave it alone!"
Kurotice · Tue Jun 01, 2010 @ 11:48pm · 0 Comments |