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My teacher for literature class looks like an owl....and acts like one as well.
Here's why:
1. Whenever you ask a question and she comes over by your desk...she stretches her neck unusually long.

2. Sometimes when she laughs...I SWARE TO GOD I hear a little hoot.

3. She seems to be nocturnal because she is ALWAYS late to our class in the morning.

4. She Perches!!!
When she goes to the podium, she digs her hands on it, and it looks like claws perching on a tree branch.

This has nothing to do with Perch Lady but....
In the Spiderman series...a woman that works for the Daily Bugle newpaper is named Ms. Brant!!! eek
The same name for gas chamber nazi fanatic of DOOM....Ms. Brandt. my gym teacher. *dun-dun-dun*
But the Spiderman Ms. Brant appears in the form of a funny, kind, beautiful woman.

If you put both faces of the Brandt's together.....you'd sware it looks like a Before and After shot after someone that used the Trimspa, Atkins, And Jenny Craig Diet. Plus a makeover. and plastic surgery. eek eek