Thanks V&V for this wonderful story!
"Ok, I need a little help. Since I'm going to go around killing people with this hammer here, I figured I'd get a themesong to go along with me, ya know?"
"What about maxwell's silver--"
"******** THE SILVER HAMMER, MINE IS BLACK. BLACK"
"Alright, alright sir! Just please put down the hammer!"
"Jeeze, I was just talking about another hammer. You don't have to get so upset."
"I uh...um...so what sort of uh, mood were you going for with this song?"
"Something catchy and cheerful you know? The kind of song that's so happy that it takes a couple of times through before you realize what it's actually about"
"So like maxwell's--
"NO NOTHING SILVER"
"likeeverybreathyoutakebythepolicepleaseputdownthehammer!"
"...Yeah...but could you make it a bit less creepy...and you should really calm down, I'm just talking about hammers here..."
there it isn't random letters anymore so shut up, both of you! mad
 demondwarmeX2 · Sat May 19, 2007 @ 10:39pm · 2 Comments |
