It was funn!! Even though he says he bores us.. he doesn't ^^
Okay.. so... One day I just randomly told Aki to call Alex's cell so we could talk.. but he said no since he is shy on the phone.. So I kept asking and still a no... Then next day (Saturday morning) Alex came over and stayed and I was rping and talking out of character to Aki. Then Alex said hi and blah blah.. Then we told him to call us.. he said he was too shy for that and he will get us annoyed..Then Alex just got up and talking really fast.. and this is what she said :
Don't be like that, I'm shy too... I get annoying too, but I won't cause I don't want to get you nervous. I now am talking and talking and talking and I cant stop. I Can keep goin b***h! Me : -I go in an anime surprise stance- D-don't call him a b***h!
Then he.. gave us his phone O_o I said "Wow.. I think your speech got to him.. xD"
So.. she put the number on her cell.. So.. we called.. he didn't pick up, but we heard his voice on his away message.. I said "Okay.. at least he doesn't sound like a girl.." Then Alex said he had a cool voice... I stared at her and then she said "Don't worry I'm not going to fall in love with him!"
So we left a message.. I didn't want to use my normal voice yet, so I changed it to a deep voice.. So.. this was the message (I can't remember exactly, but it was something like this)
Alex : Hey... You have a cool voice.. so.. yeah... So.. Priscilla.. have anything to say?
Me : Dumbnuts!!
Alex : -laughs-
Me : -yells- DUMBUTS!!
-repeats for 3 more times-
Alex : Okay.. we are gonna go now.. bye.
me: No-- *click*
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Aki heard our message and said "...Surprisingly, that made me feel less awkward. xD You have a little girl's voice. It's quite adorable. x3 " He mistook me from Alex... xDD
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So then Alex looked at her phone and saw he was the first one on there.. and I changed my name to Amaya... and she said "You are not going to be under him".. "I know.. he's going to be under me.. hehe -goes to check- ah crap- xDDD Then she got the phone and said she'll make a name for me.. when she was done.. I looked.. and I was like " AKAYA?!! What the ******** is that?!!" So.. I wanted to leave another message and we did...This time.. we sang a song I made up.. "Barbie Ken" xDD So.. we called.. and we were like "Priscilla will now sing the barbie ken song".. "I-...I will? Okay.. -coughs- blah blah getting warmed up here.. ookay..
I'm a Barbie Ken
In a Barbie Pen
My d**k is plastic
It's didlyastic! (SP? XDDD)
Won't you brush my pubes
and put it in the news?
Come on Ken lets ******** a hen
And then we'll do Ben too.."
He said the song made him cry with laughter ^^
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Gah.. So.. we went on the roof and called... he finally pick up! Yay!! It was pretty slow... xD There were a couple of laughs and random talking... He wrote me down on his Death Note too O__o and he said Skittles in a funny way xD There was a party going on around here.. and we heard women yelling and I was like.. " Oh god... porno.." Then I dared Alex to yell something... I told her to yell v****a.. but nothing happened... Aki was just silent... Then I said "Okay... I'll try.. maybe I shouldn't.. I mean.. I PUSSSYYYY!!!!" Aki laughed and I just heard girls scream... I was like.. "Wow.. they must like p***y.. xDD" Then I yelled out "DIDLO!!!" (yes.. didlo..) and then a guy yelled at us and We got scared... We got down from the roof and went back in the guest room.. We talked more and I was playing Super Nova.. I told Aki to request a song... so.. yeah.. I kept losing... -.-
Then Alex got was like.. crying and I said she was creepy.. then she kept crying and I ran away with phone yelling like crazy... I ran at the back door that was there and in the back yard... I don't know what Aki was doing.. xD but I kept running away from Alex screaming.. (It was like.. 11 pm and we were alone.. parents left to Sand Diego and stayed there.. brother and sister left for a bit) I then ran inside and then in the garage... still screaming.. I was in a corner and checked to see if Aki was there.. he still was... man... I then got away from Alex and ran to the guest room.. I closed the door and she was like, pushing it... and I was like "-pant pant- It's just like the movies.. haha.." Then I told Aki to wait for a bit and I tried locking the door.. I got it and she was just waiting out there... I locked every door in there and sat down.. I talked to Aki and Alex pounded on the window.. she was in the front yard...
20 minutes passed and I was still talking with Aki.. then Alex was clam and said "Can I come in now?.. I'm not hyper anymore..." I then got up from the floor and walked over to it.. then I said.. "Haha.. Then When I open it, Alex will be like 'Hehe.. you shouldn't have don't thaaaaat'" Aki laughed and so did Alex.. ;D
I'm getting tired already.. I should've wrote these things down as they came.. Well.. things that happened when I asked Aki a question.. I asked him if he acted like a ninja.. he said.. " Why yes... I do.. I would put on my ninja head band and dress in dark close.. Then I'd run around with my katana like... -screams- ... yeaah...." umm.. oh yeah.. I told him to talk like a girly girl... and he practiced.. and I heard (he got away from the phone.. but I could still hear him..
) Then he went on the phone and tried... it was funny... So yeah.. We'll be calling him every weekend now... and after school if Alex and I are bored...
Edit: Oh yeah.. I told Aki "Hey.. do you know if you eat lays.. you'll get laid?"
Aki : "...Hold on.. let me go get some" xD
Edit edit : Oh yeah.. and he fell asleep on us!! Alex did the rooster noise with her cell and then she yelled good night... but I said it nicely.. oh yeah.. and the first time.. I yelled "p***y" at him on there.. xD
Okay.. so... One day I just randomly told Aki to call Alex's cell so we could talk.. but he said no since he is shy on the phone.. So I kept asking and still a no... Then next day (Saturday morning) Alex came over and stayed and I was rping and talking out of character to Aki. Then Alex said hi and blah blah.. Then we told him to call us.. he said he was too shy for that and he will get us annoyed..Then Alex just got up and talking really fast.. and this is what she said :
Don't be like that, I'm shy too... I get annoying too, but I won't cause I don't want to get you nervous. I now am talking and talking and talking and I cant stop. I Can keep goin b***h! Me : -I go in an anime surprise stance- D-don't call him a b***h!
Then he.. gave us his phone O_o I said "Wow.. I think your speech got to him.. xD"
So.. she put the number on her cell.. So.. we called.. he didn't pick up, but we heard his voice on his away message.. I said "Okay.. at least he doesn't sound like a girl.." Then Alex said he had a cool voice... I stared at her and then she said "Don't worry I'm not going to fall in love with him!"
So we left a message.. I didn't want to use my normal voice yet, so I changed it to a deep voice.. So.. this was the message (I can't remember exactly, but it was something like this)
Alex : Hey... You have a cool voice.. so.. yeah... So.. Priscilla.. have anything to say?
Me : Dumbnuts!!
Alex : -laughs-
Me : -yells- DUMBUTS!!
-repeats for 3 more times-
Alex : Okay.. we are gonna go now.. bye.
me: No-- *click*
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Aki heard our message and said "...Surprisingly, that made me feel less awkward. xD You have a little girl's voice. It's quite adorable. x3 " He mistook me from Alex... xDD
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So then Alex looked at her phone and saw he was the first one on there.. and I changed my name to Amaya... and she said "You are not going to be under him".. "I know.. he's going to be under me.. hehe -goes to check- ah crap- xDDD Then she got the phone and said she'll make a name for me.. when she was done.. I looked.. and I was like " AKAYA?!! What the ******** is that?!!" So.. I wanted to leave another message and we did...This time.. we sang a song I made up.. "Barbie Ken" xDD So.. we called.. and we were like "Priscilla will now sing the barbie ken song".. "I-...I will? Okay.. -coughs- blah blah getting warmed up here.. ookay..
I'm a Barbie Ken
In a Barbie Pen
My d**k is plastic
It's didlyastic! (SP? XDDD)
Won't you brush my pubes
and put it in the news?
Come on Ken lets ******** a hen
And then we'll do Ben too.."
He said the song made him cry with laughter ^^
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Gah.. So.. we went on the roof and called... he finally pick up! Yay!! It was pretty slow... xD There were a couple of laughs and random talking... He wrote me down on his Death Note too O__o and he said Skittles in a funny way xD There was a party going on around here.. and we heard women yelling and I was like.. " Oh god... porno.." Then I dared Alex to yell something... I told her to yell v****a.. but nothing happened... Aki was just silent... Then I said "Okay... I'll try.. maybe I shouldn't.. I mean.. I PUSSSYYYY!!!!" Aki laughed and I just heard girls scream... I was like.. "Wow.. they must like p***y.. xDD" Then I yelled out "DIDLO!!!" (yes.. didlo..) and then a guy yelled at us and We got scared... We got down from the roof and went back in the guest room.. We talked more and I was playing Super Nova.. I told Aki to request a song... so.. yeah.. I kept losing... -.-
Then Alex got was like.. crying and I said she was creepy.. then she kept crying and I ran away with phone yelling like crazy... I ran at the back door that was there and in the back yard... I don't know what Aki was doing.. xD but I kept running away from Alex screaming.. (It was like.. 11 pm and we were alone.. parents left to Sand Diego and stayed there.. brother and sister left for a bit) I then ran inside and then in the garage... still screaming.. I was in a corner and checked to see if Aki was there.. he still was... man... I then got away from Alex and ran to the guest room.. I closed the door and she was like, pushing it... and I was like "-pant pant- It's just like the movies.. haha.." Then I told Aki to wait for a bit and I tried locking the door.. I got it and she was just waiting out there... I locked every door in there and sat down.. I talked to Aki and Alex pounded on the window.. she was in the front yard...
20 minutes passed and I was still talking with Aki.. then Alex was clam and said "Can I come in now?.. I'm not hyper anymore..." I then got up from the floor and walked over to it.. then I said.. "Haha.. Then When I open it, Alex will be like 'Hehe.. you shouldn't have don't thaaaaat'" Aki laughed and so did Alex.. ;D
I'm getting tired already.. I should've wrote these things down as they came.. Well.. things that happened when I asked Aki a question.. I asked him if he acted like a ninja.. he said.. " Why yes... I do.. I would put on my ninja head band and dress in dark close.. Then I'd run around with my katana like... -screams- ... yeaah...." umm.. oh yeah.. I told him to talk like a girly girl... and he practiced.. and I heard (he got away from the phone.. but I could still hear him..
) Then he went on the phone and tried... it was funny... So yeah.. We'll be calling him every weekend now... and after school if Alex and I are bored...
Edit: Oh yeah.. I told Aki "Hey.. do you know if you eat lays.. you'll get laid?"
Aki : "...Hold on.. let me go get some" xD
Edit edit : Oh yeah.. and he fell asleep on us!! Alex did the rooster noise with her cell and then she yelled good night... but I said it nicely.. oh yeah.. and the first time.. I yelled "p***y" at him on there.. xD
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