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Sadism
::Has A Healthy Liking For::
House M.D. - Gregory House is like the sweetest Narcotic and I am the junkie strung out on him.
Sarcasm - It makes this God sin.
Assholes - Abrasive people are often the ones most worth knowing.
Books - Cannot get enough of them. Hundreds upon hundreds of volumes. Millions of words read, millions of words still waiting for me.
Trivial facts - I am a boiling pot of random facts. Its weird, but its just how I am.
Video Games - I -will- slay that dragon. I -will- rescue that princess.. But she had better realize I am no knight in shining armor.
Drawing - I may not be DeVinci, but I can doodle a stick figure like you wouldn't believe.
Piercings - Ineedmore. Visual orgasm.
Tattoos - See above sidenote.
Music - Rarely without music. Unless I am at work.
Humor - Even an arrogant, self-centered b*****d needs a laugh now and again.
Intelligence - So rare among people nowadays, but its very rarity makes it have an even more powerful impact when it is found in someone.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Savvy.
Lord of the Rings - >_____>;;
Harry Potter - I know. I know. Childish? But I cannot help loving the thought of magic and the like.
Dragons - I collect Dragon everything. Statues, posters, movies, shirts, jewelry, you name it.
Backbone - I like people who aren't easily scared off.
Amelia Atwater-Rhodes - Talented little scamp.
Christopher Paolini - Another brat prodigy.
Poetry - Can't really write it well, but I dig reading it.
80s Movies - I have this weird obsession with movies made in that era.
Writing - Always writing. Even at work. Napkins are useful. :3
Glasses - I have this odd liking for glasses on some people.
Blue eyes - Nordic blue, Grey blue, Ocean blue.. Yum
Green eyes - Emerald, Forest green, Pale green... Further yum.
Honesty - Don't lie to me in an attempt to get into my e-pants/get gold/items. Its stupid.
I think that is enough for now. My sleep deprived brain is screaming for me to move on to dislikes... That should be fun.
::Things That Add Just A Tiny Bit More Loathing For the World In General To My Outlook::
Cyber speak - leet, chatspeak, shorthand... All of these things just rub me the wrong way. The occasional 'lol' or something like that doesn't bother me, but if u tlk lyke dis... I will gladly eviscerate you slowly with an unsharpened pencil.
Overly arrogant elitists - Hah. Hypocritical. >_> But I mean the types that won't give someone a chance just because they cannot spell completely accurately. I give everyone at least one chance.. Even the chatspeakers, but if you prove to be as moronic in your thought processes as you are in your typing.. I will not hesitate to tell you to [******** off.
One Uppers - The types that.. No matter the situation, good or bad, they have something worse/better. Example: -Sven- Oh hey, Jason... -One upper Jason- Hey, Sven! -Sven- You will not believe what happened, man.. My dog got hit yesterday. -Jason- Oh, man... My dog got hit when I was younger.. I was there to see it.. Her trying to drag her squished, mangled little self over to me.. Her little back paws twitching slightly... Then the guy backed up over her!! Example two: -Sven- Jason! Omg.. I just got these cool new sneakers! -Jason- Oh? Well.. I have those.. And all of the other styles as well....
Pseudo Intellectuals - .....You know you aren't really smart. Shut the ******** up and go back to thinking that 'Encyclopedia' is a type of sports bike. Thanks.
The word 'Guesstimate.' - Ohmygod. I just have this.. Inexplicable hatred for that word. Oh.. And 'centipede.' D:
Fanpeople - I mean... I understand that you like something.. But.. Calm down. Okay? D:
My e-stalkers - Get a life. -Headdesk.-
People obsessed with Yaoi - I mean. I love yaoi. I am gay, but I don't get all squeal-y whenever someone mentions boyxboy. Get your hormones under control.
Buttflower Ukes - Okay. There is a long story behind this term. I will shorten it. I was once asked by a boy to 'pop his cherry.' I was a bit taken aback... Inquired as to when boys started having hymens in their bum. He said that he had a, and I am not ******** lying, 'spiritual hymen.' I replied with.... 'In.. Your a**...?' He said... 'Yes.' I was a bit.. disturbed and quickly made my way home. That's where the buttflower thing came from. Now when I use 'buttflower' and 'uke' together I mean: The 'overly virginal/shy/blushy/giggly/doesn't have a spine or opinion of their own' types. I can take cute. I like cute. I don't like the type that giggle and blush every time you try to start a conversation.
Martha Stewart - Yeah, b***h, what!? D<
People - Eh... I won't even try to explain. There would be, literally, pages worth of ranting if I did.
That's enough for now.
I will add more stuff later if I feel like it.
 Sadism.Butterfly · Wed May 23, 2007 @ 12:22pm · 0 Comments |
