HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpy had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
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HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
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GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay
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mary had a little pig
and she kept it fat and plastered
but when the price for pork went up
she shot the little bastered
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jack and jill went up the hill
to have a little fun
but stupid jill forgot the pill
so thatshow they have a little son
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 babybluekitten100 · Sat Jun 02, 2007 @ 05:44pm · 2 Comments |
