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I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. [I DO NOT CUT MY WRISTS! ...Leg; usually. ]
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (sorta? |D)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. [I'm not that much of a loser; am I?]
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h.[I'm not a b***h unless you mean female dog.]
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. [I don't hate it that much...]
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. [I have morals!]
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. [No! I'm not an alcoholic!]
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. [I'm notta slut.]
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. [I DON'T DO DRUGS! Well; not illegal stuff, anyway.]
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. [I'm not Goth...]
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. [I don't care about freakin' money...]
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. [Okay; now that's jsut gay. I DO NOT!!! BAREFOOT PLZ&&THANKU! >< ]
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. [I'm a GIRL!!! o_O]
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. [I sorta have a social life.... Sorta.]
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. [No. I just like colors.]
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. [No; I can jsut pull it off and I like the way it looks.]
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. [Notta homo Dx]
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. [I wanna be a vegetarian. And I don't like politics.]
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******** them all. [No; I'm not.]
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. [I AM a girl and I'm not homosexual.]
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. [Poser?! POSER?! Now that's dumb!! I can pull it off and I like my style Dx]
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. [I dunno; am I cool? XD -shot-]
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. [No; I think the Holocaust was HORRIBLE!]
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. [I'm not gay in the homo way...]
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. [No; I'd give everything away. ]
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. [I'm not very prude...]
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. [FWAHAHAHAAA! I might be crazy x3]
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small p***s.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. [I'M NOT ANOREXICCC! I LIKE FOOD!]
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. [No... And I tan easy anyway; albinos don't.]
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. [No; I don't like to.]
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p***y. [No, I'm jsut not very violent! ;;]
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. [...-shrugs- There's people that don't like me and I don't think I fit in a lot...]
I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. [I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!!!]
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. [My friends say I'm artistic... And I don't think little of anyone 'sept posers.]
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. [...I might be crazy...]
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling b***h. [No; I'm a pushover.]
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. [No; I jsut inherited oily hair and I use hair gel. Besides; I wash it every night/morning!!!]
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a b***h. [Once again; I'ma pushover.]
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. [I'M NOT THAT MUCH OF A LOSER, YO!]
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. [...I'm not that bad?]
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. [Aha! Won't argue that!]
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. [....Not really...]
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. [Weak hearted? Hellz yeah. And I'm only saying intelligent 'cuz gots good grades >.>;;;]
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. [OBESE?! LOUD-MOUTHED?! ARROGANT?! OH NO NO NO!]
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. [I've been called Emo and Goth lots.]
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. [Lol!! Aha; no, but I LOVE vampires!]
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. [No accent; Love tea, Dunno if I like cricket or not, and I'm getting braces soon....]
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. [Wtf?]
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. [Popularity sucks.]
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. [Tree-hugger? Yeah. Hippie? NONONO!]
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. ( whut )
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. [I'M RESPONSIBLE-ISH!!]
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. [No; I have lotsa friendsss!]
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. [I disagree sometime's but I'm NOT a terrorist.]
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. [Not gay in the homo way! Dx]
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. [...No, I'm not. I'm myself.]
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. [No; I can be mature at timess!]
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*****d. [...What's pedantic mean? And it's just something I do...]
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. [Not lesbian! Just don't want one...]
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I HATE RAP music so I MUST not fit in. [I fit in sometimes, and sometimes I don't.]
I move around ALOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.
I call my friends GOOD LOOKING so I MUST be Lesbian.
I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough.
I'm a GUY so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME.
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST not listen to GOOD MUSIC. [I listen to good music!!!!]
...This time; stolen from MYDNITE instead of RAINWHISKER....
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