I have learned many morals from reading, staring, asking, and pondering.
Now, I would like to share my wisdom with the people of Gaia.
These words of wisdom will amuse you, enlighten you, or make you puke.
Useful, Amusing Life Moral 1#
Two kids sat next to each other at the lunch table. One had a Kid Cuisine meal on which he just heated in the microwave.
The other kid had a ham and cheese sandwich, bottled water, sliced apples, and juice.
The kid with the Kid Cuisine smirked at the other kid.
"My lunch is better then yours."
The other kid smiled back.
"At least my mom loves me so much, that she takes the time to make me my lunch."
~Made by BlueBlythe
::Moral::
Lunches that are hand-made means that your mother loves you more then that kid with the Cuisine.
Useful, Amusing Life Moral 2#
There's a Chinese shop. An American tourist walks into it.
"How much does this hat cost?" he asks in English.
"Ah...30 bucks," replied the Chinese shopkeeper.
"How about 10 dollars?" said the tourist.
"Ah no. I just immigrated here. I need to support my family, and uphold my family honor."
So the tourist walks away, 30$ lighter.
Another tourist walks in the shop.
"How much does this hat cost?" he asks in English.
"Ah...30 bucks," replied the Chinese shopkeeper.
"How about 10 dollars?" replied the tourist in Chinese.
"Ah...how about 5 dollar? We have special discounts."
~Made by BlueBlythe
::Moral::
Learn foreign languages. They're very useful.
Useful, Amusing Life Moral 3#
A fat man walks into a McDonalds shop.
"Uh, I'll have 4 Big Macs, 5 French Fries, 3 double cheese burgers, 2 hash browns...and uh...Oh yea.
One Diet Coke. I'm trying to lose weight."
~Made by Ben Lo, my friend.
::Moral::
Restricting in one area doesn't do s**t.
Useful, Amusing Life Moral 4#
Someone from GD
cramps dont hurt you wimp
They do, however..
HURT
LIKE
THE
********
YOU
GOT
AT
SATURDAY
NIGHT!
Joking
~General Discussion
::Moral::
NEVER make me pissed.
Useful, Amusing Life Moral 5#
A group of protesters where outside a aquarium. They complained that the place was too small, not safe, and it was a jail to the animals. A person working at the place walked up, in front of the camera's, reporters, and the protesters.
"How many of you have pets at home?" she asked.
~My brother
::Moral::
Think before you act.
Useful, Amusing Life Moral 6#
A person went to a Mini-Shop in GaiaOnline. She read the rules, the order-form, and even the artists bio. When she posted her order-form, she was immediately placed onto the Black List.
Why?
The title said:
Store Closed.
~BlueBlythe
::Moral::
Read everything.
If you would like to submit your own words of wisdom, message me the quote and moral, and you will receive 100 gold if it passes, and have your name credited.
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