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Things that piss me off:

1. The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes while the middle and lower class families are stuck paying them

2. We have complete Assholes and retards as presidents

3. People who point at their wrist whileasking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy...where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??

4. People in the supermarket check out line who wait until their entire bill is rung up
before they begin writing their check. Hello...is the store name going to change, or the date, or your signature before the clerk finishes? Get a clue!

5. When people say..."Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too." Screw that!!! What good is a damn piece of cake if you can't eat it? What should I do...eat someone else's piece of cake instead.

6. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the damn TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change it manually!

7. When people say..."It's always the last place you look." No s**t!! Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've already found it?? Do people do this?? Who and where are they??

8. When people say, while watching a movie .."Did you see that?" No, dumb a**, I paid $9.00 to come to a theater and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for??

9. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

10. When something is "New & Improved," Which is it? If it's new, there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement then there must
have been something before it!

11. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no d**k.

12. SUV's (you know 99% will never see a spot of mud!)

13. Those irritating bastards who keep inching forward at red lights then don't go when the damned thing turns green!

14. People

15. Motorcycles with handicapped tags

16. Vegitarians who wear leather

17. Car alarms. Esp the voice alarms. 'Protected by Viper, stand back!'. 'What? ******** you!' KICK

18. Drivers who think that red light doesn't mean them

19. Drivers who think that green light doesn't mean them

20. Those damn semi-transparent network logos that take up the bottom 1/4 of the TV screen

21. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here a*****e!