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Recap: After passing through the ED and breaking into teh GD Airspace, they were assisted by a collection of the GD army allowing them to make a break for the core of the GD and their enemy. Queen Prommina.



Scout(Fox): Preparing to enter Prommina's base.

Huddy(Falco): I smell something bad.

Crypt(Slippy): Sorry, that was me.

Huddy: .....

Crypt: It's a serious problem....

Scout: Ergh. We'll get you some medicine later.

STFU(Peppy): YOUR FATHER HELPED ME LIKE THAT TOO!

Huddy: O_o I really don't want to know.

STFU: ENEMIES ON RADAR! DO A BARREL ROLL!

Scout: Looks like he's right. Wait...It's Star Chax... Aren't they dead?

Chax(Wolf): Haha Star Scout. We have returned! coughihavesomuchattentionandihateitsomuchoooostopworshippingmeiwantfanartcough.

Infernape(Leon): NOW WE HAVE AUTOMAIL! SCREW U PETITION FORUM!

Dillinger(Pigma): I'll do you now STFU! After all my years of erotic dreams, my virginity will disappear!

Random Noob(Oikonny): lol glod plz

Scout: Chax! Your e-p***s is smaaalllL! O:

Chax: STFU!

STFU: What?

Dillinger: SCREW ME STFU! SCREW ME!

STFU: Ho s**t, run! -sends out the virgin bomb-

Dillinger: Oh god no! It's releasing...PORN! -drool- -crashes from distraction-

Noob: her drem av donate

Crypt: No.

Noob: omd g dy u bd ppl -overloads and explodes-

Infernape: I SHALL SACRIFICE YOU TO CHAX!!!!

Huddy: Gawd you scare me. -shoots at Chax-

Infernape: HO NOESS! -gets in the way of laser and explodes-

Chax: Time to die, Scout.

Scout: Ya know, I really can't think of a way to kill you...Soooo....Bye guys. -bursts into Prommina's base, the door closing behind him-

Huddy: YOU ********! D;<

QueenPrommina's voice( Andross's Voice): Haha Scout. I r prommie and I r shall rule.

Scout: -picks up the conveniently placed hyper lasers, gold rings and bombs- Sure you will.

QueenPrommina(Andross): Prepare to die..

Scout: -laugh- Okay, okay but let me just go to sleep a bit. I need a nap.

Prommina: Shut the hell up! -swings hands randomly-

Scout: - blows up hands- Wow I'm sooo afraid.

Prommina: Now it's time for my anti blow job! -starts sucking things in-

Scout: -shoots eyes, til she explodes- I still don't see why she exploded. OMIGOD! IT'S YOUR TRUE FORM!

Prommina: YES I AM......

Scout: A HEMMOROID? Dx

Prommina: BLINDING...THING ATTACK!!

Scout: -explodes- OH NOOOOOEEEESSS!




Regan(Player): I still don't see why this thing makes you pay quarters. It's a frickin N64.



Regan: O_o ....******** fine. -types in 3380 1015 8107-





Scout: -closes eyes and keeps shooting- PLEASE WORK!

Prommina: If I die a virgin, so will you! -explodes-

Scout: AAAAAHHHHHHH

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Lanzer(James McCloud): Wake up, you lazy tard.

Scout: Huh, I'm not dead?

Lanzer: Follloooowww meeeeee..... -turns a corner and crashes-

Scout: Well....he said follow.... -crashes into wall-

-base explodes-

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-scout erupts from entrance and blasts into space-

Crypt: SCOUT! How'd you survive?

Scout: It was so complex. i don't think I'll ever talk about it again......

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So the Star Scout team is given medals and s**t....








Credits:

Scout - Fox
Huddy - Falco
Crypt - Slippy
STFU - Peppy
Chax - Wolf
Infernape - Leon
Dillinger - Pigma
The United Noobs of America - Oikkony
iMurky - Bill
Random GCD Regulars - Cornerian Soldiers
Lanzer - James Mccloud
Queen Prommina of the GD - Andross
Seth Darkheart - Commander Pepper
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My name is Regan........................


You GOT 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 Points!

Seth: Gawd, this is going to be a huge bill. O_O;