Once upon a...a... night, I made a pie... a deadly pie... a pie that made the consumer go MAD! Then.... one day, my friend... ATE IT! I knew I had to do something to help my friend, so I used my time machine (yes I have a time machine, its true! it just doesn't show up in pictures... its like a Time Machine Vampire) to go foward to the year 3000! I stumbled out to find that pies RULED THE WORLD!! The Pies mumbled something that I couldn't make out, even with my advanced studies of Pieology and Tireology. (Yes I've learned both, I had to go to School for the Advanced Tireologists and Pieologists. Yes there both real.) There language wasn't of this earth! They pushed me back into the time machine back to the year 2007. I ran out of the time machine to find no friends. I wandered around and saw that there was a castle in the mountains that was far from where I was. I knew I needed a trusty steed to carry me to the castle because it was going to be a far walk to the castle. So I hoped onto a tire and we rode off towards the castle.
It wasn't long until I saw pies chasing us. Then I realized that the pies had invaded while I was time traveling. So I guess that my friends were taken prisoner by the pies! Oh No! I must get to them before the pies eat them alive! I rode off towards the castle as fast as possible. When I got there there we're some skeletons of tires lying around the castle... so I picked up a Tire sword and shield. Then I ran up a flight of stairs, closed my eyes and swung my sword around randomly and rapidly. I opened my eyes quickly once I got to the top and saw pies were surrounding my friends. I closed my eyes again while still swinging my sword, pie filling went EVERYWHERE!! My friends shouted, "Hurray!" then I thought for a second, and said, "wait.. shouldn't there be a..." Then FIRE blew in through the window! "Pie Dragon!!!!" I knew from all my studies in Pieology there was only one way to destroy a Pie Dragon...(and no, not eating it) I ripped off my shirt revealing a bomb strapped to me. "YAAAAA!!!" I yelled while running at the window. I jumped and there was a BIG EXPLOSION and pie filling went EVERYWHERE!!!! (and this time I mean EVERYWHERE!!) But I wasn't dead... just full of pie filling. Tireologists said there was too much pie filling in me, they had only one choice, they had to...
To Be Continued....
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