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so there's a captain of a ship and him and his crew were cruising the battle ship along the ocean, the look out man looked at the horizon and saw an enimy battle ship, he screamed down "THERE'S ONE ENIMY SHIP ON THE HORIZON!" he screamed out and the captain herd about this and turned to his assistant, "bring me my red shirt" he said and the assistant was confused but did what he was told, and so the battle raged and all the crew members survived and they one, the enimy ship was down in the depts, and the assistant went to his captain and asked him, "before the battle you said 'bring me my red shirt' why?" he asked him "so when i get shot, the crew men wont see the blood and the'll continue to fight" he said to the assistant, "oh, thats pretty cool" he said and a while later the look out man saw 20 ships coming and scramed down "20 SHIPS ON THE HORIZON!" he shouted and when the captain herd of this he turned to his assistant and said "bring me my brown pants"
lol XD.