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Royai Crack-Fans:Part one:VooDoo Dolls, Death of Sasuke
I'm making Skylar type the following words while on the phone with him.
Oh. >>;
Read the following.

WARNING: Crack-Made, OC characters included (-coughCMCCATcough- )

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The Blond sharpshooter stared outside the window, seeing two girls holding picket signs and parading around. She squinted her eyes, trying to read the signs. Royai is love...? What the hell is Royai? What ever it was, apparently the two girls loved it.

"Colonel, there are two girls outside holding picket signs, Should I do something?"

The onyx haired man's eye drifted to his lieutenant. Pickets signs? Probably on some sort of strike. They should break it up before it gets bigger... "Yes...Before it gets bigger." He scooted out of his chair. Standing up beginning to leave the office, his blond 'Bodyguard' following close behind him.

"ROYAI PWNS! ROYAI PWNS!" the two girls cheered, walking in a circle. Both the brunette and Blond had...accessories with pictures of Roy and Riza on them.

Roy opened the door, "Alright Ladies, Settle...down???" He said seeing they had picture of Him and Hawkeye all over them. "EH!?"
Riza stared in disbelief, she pulled out her gun, aiming it at them.
Cat turned to Cmc. "Voodoo dolls?" Cmc nodded, "Voodoo." The blond handed the brunette a voodoo doll of Roy, while she had riza...and Sasuke from Naruto..?
Cat had the voodoo Riza pointing and shooting at the Sasuke doll.
Immediately, Sasuke popped up out of nowhere and was getting shot.
"DIE DUCKBUTT!" she cheered.
Cmc burst into tears, "Nuuuuuuuu!"
Roy stared at Riza who had just shot Sasuke. "Hawkeye...I'm scared."
Riza nodded.
Cmc coughed, "well anyways...ROYAI BABIES!"
Immediately The blond and Brunette squished the Riza and Roy voodoo doll together.
Roy and Riza flew at eachother. "Too...Close..." Riza muffled.
Roy could only nod agreement.

Cmc and Cat paraded around, leaving the Voodoo dolls together on the ground, thus leaving the two officers...too close for comfort.


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It's an inside joke if you don't get it. o-o;






 
 
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