Ok, so we were driving home from the football game last night, ok? And I'm jamming to mah station, 93.3, (the new hot 93.3, non-stop hip-hop!) and I mean I'm really jammin', a'ight? I'm all throwing up fake gang signs and waving my arms in the air like I just don't car, and all that. cool
So we come to a red light, and there's these three cops on the corner just hangin'. And one of 'em, the one wearing shorts, he looks over at our car, and points and I'm all "Yo, everybody be cool, cuz that cop be pointin' at us!" and then he starts mimicking my arm-jamming motions. And you can't hear him because the radio's on and the windows are up, but you just know he's sayin' to his two buddies, "Hey, check out that white girl with the glasses! She thinks she's a playa!"
I've lost my jam by this time, stressed gonk xp and he's all looking at me and going "Aw, c'mon, do your rapping thing some more!" and he mimics me again, and I'm all, redface Just don't make eye contact, and FINALLY, the light turns green and I'm like, man, that was some f*cked up sh*t.
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