Ok, you kno whats buulshit? Shoelaces.Whats wrong with them? They're assholes. and they always come untied in the most inconvienient moments, like on an escalator, or an a busy city street you can double knot em triple knot em, quadruple knot em, ******** knot em, but they always find a way to untie themselves..just to be dicks... You remember velcro shoes?those were awesome, cuz you didnt need to put up with that s**t. Wow, the last time i wore velcro shoes were in kindergarden, but all the other kids in school made fun of me said that i didnt kno how to tie my shoes. I knew how to tie my shoes, i just didnt ******** feeling having to tie them.Remember the movie back to the future 2, with those self tieing Nike shoes?yea thats what i'm talking about. if its the year 2015, and we dont have those powerlaces, all i gotta say is, thats bullshit.
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