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Okay, so I'm at this party at my moms friends house. They live on base at Ft. Benning so its more like an apartment. Anyway, me and 5 other boys, they like 14-16 years old, go to one of the parents rooms and watch this movie called: Enter the Dragon. Stars bruce lee or some other guy. Anyway after the movie, we all look at each other. I promise you, in unison we all got up and walked outside just glaring at each other. Once outside, we just busted out with Kung Fu moves. It was like a free-for-all.

I theorize that when males see a Kung Fu or Karate movie, it triggers what I call the 'Kung Fu Effect'. This is when we automatically think we can do all the moves we saw on the movie. Also, we walk around just wanting someone to mess with us so we can bust out the Kung Fu moves. Sadly, it mostly ends up with sed person getting their a** kicked.

Dont Believe me? Watch a Kung Fu movie and you'll see. Your little sibling comes up to you and hits on you the back of the head....next thing you know you got them in 5-point death lock. 3nodding