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The Tales of The Shoes of Light, and The Shoes of Darkness
Gabe: I would be if I had on
Gabe: THE DARK SHOES
Gabe: but im wearing the light white ones now ;D
Gabe: the'yre in the corner
Gabe: calling to me
Gabe: saying
Gabe: "We can give you everything you've ever wanted"
Gabe: "The power, the fame"
Gabe: "It can all be yours"
Gabe: "All you have to do is put us on"
Gabe: "All your dreams will come true"
Gabe: and Im like
Gabe: "umm o_o..'
Gabe: then the white shoes are like
Gabe: "DONT LISTEN TO THEIR LIES"
Gabe: "DONT YOU SEE WHAT THEIR TRYING TO DO?!"
Gabe: "They're manipulating you....using you...slowly taking control of you!"
Gabe: "YOUR NOTHING BUT A PUPPET BOY"
Gabe: says the dark sheos
Gabe: "THE WHITE SHOES ARE TRYING TO KEEP YOU FROM BEING HAPPY
Gabe: "FROM EATING"
Gabe: "THE DELICIOUSNESS OF LUNCHABLES"
Gabe: and i was like
Gabe: "THOSE BASTARDS"
Gabe: so I threw them in the cloest
Gabe: and put on the black shoes
Gabe: I was all
Gabe: "!?"
Gabe: I could run faster than ever
Christina: LOL
Gabe: lift more than any gamer can
Gabe: but most of all
Gabe: I COULD DANCE
Gabe: Shoku lord of the dance
Gabe: They called me
Gabe: I was all
Gabe: "The power"
Gabe: "It feels good"
Gabe: Then you came along and was all "Hi Shoku"
Gabe: and I was like
Gabe: "SHUT UP AND STOP BOTHERING ME, ******** YOUR STUPID LITTLE DELERIOUS ILLUSIONS"
Gabe: and you were all "wtf got into your a**"
Gabe: then I was like "I DONT HAVE TO TAKE THIS, IM NOT CHANGING IM THE SAME AS I EVER WAS THERES NOTHIGN YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Gabe: then you were like "...what?"
Gabe: I ran off
Gabe: with my black shoes
Gabe: dancing to no tomorrow
Gabe: but then
Gabe: it happened
Gabe: I went to the fridge
Gabe: was like
Gabe: "Im hungry"
Gabe: "Maybe I should have a lunchable...nah those are nasty..."
Gabe: "..."
Gabe: "OH GOD I HAVE CHANGED"
Gabe: I tried despratly to claw off the shoes
Gabe: they were like
Gabe: "NOOO"
Gabe: and stuck to my feet
Gabe: but I unlaced them
Gabe: AND THREW THEM OFF THE CURCH BUILDING
Gabe: little did I realize
Gabe: that
Gabe: THAT ******** ILLITERATE b*****d KYLE
Gabe: would find them
Gabe: and put them on
Gabe: GROWING IN BOTH ANNOYANCE
Gabe: AND ILLITERACY
Gabe: HE BECAME THE ULTIMATE N00B
Gabe: I heard about his anticts
Gabe: dancing around
Gabe: making stupid n00b comments
Gabe: talking in that ******** leet s**t
Gabe: I couldn't let this stand
Gabe: I looked into my cloest
Gabe: there my faithful white shoes were
Gabe: I PUT THEM ON
Gabe: I WAS OFF
Gabe: THERE KYLE WAS
Gabe: STANDING IN THE TOWN SQAUR
Gabe: E
Gabe: HE TURNED AROUND AND WAS ALL
Gabe: "50 5|-|0kU, U |-|4/3 f1||4lly c0//3
Gabe: and I was lke "I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU"
Gabe: WE ENGAGED IN COMBAT
Gabe: BUT HIS ILLITERACY OVERCOMED ME
Gabe: THERE WAS NOTHING I CAN DO
Gabe: Until
Gabe: I FOUND
Gabe: THE MASTER SWORD
Gabe: He was at a loss for words
Gabe: as I got up
Gabe: and span the sword trimphently in my hand before the music came
Gabe: DUDUDUDUDUUUUU
Gabe: I DEFEATED HIM IN A SINGLE SLASH
Gabe: HIM AND THE DAKR SHOES
Gabe: and all was good once again
Gabe: now the dark shoes lay in my drawer
Gabe: away from where anyone can use their evil powers
Gabe: and thats why I have my white shoes on : D
Christina: well
Christina: ussually
Christina: people
Christina: dont wear shoes
Christina: inside
Christina: o_o
Gabe: ...
Gabe: Oh
Gabe: Well then
Gabe: XD
 Uberlichous · Tue Jul 10, 2007 @ 06:19am · 0 Comments |
