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The art of conversation:
Step one: find someone. Or something. No, really--even a pet rock will do
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*looks at pet rock warily*
(You Can Tell How Bored Shi Is gonk )
The art of conversation:
Step two: Approach said pet rock
Do I haaave to? .... Okie, okie, I'll do it.... just stop throwing pebbles ;-;
*edges closer reluctantly*
(You Can Tell How Bored Shi Is gonk )
The art of conversation:
Step three: Smile pleasently at said pet rock to let it know you mean it no harm
... B-but, how do I know it means me no harm? ..... ._. IT'S LOOKING AT ME STRANGLEY! I CAN TELL! Those googly-eyes are glaring at me!
(You Can Tell How Bored Shi Is gonk )
The art of conversation:
Step four: Greet said pet rock in a friendly, warm and open tone to get the best response.
o_o .... You're crazy if you think this is gonna work.....
(You Can Tell How Bored Shi Is gonk )
The art of conversation:
Step Five : remember, never bear your teeth whilst smiling at a pet rock-they may take this as a challenge to their authority, and have been known to become violent in such situations
HOLY MEEPING MUFFINS! T-T Now you tell shi! *runs around screaming* get it off me muffin-meep-you!
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The art of conversation:
Step Six: We suggest an informal greeting if the previous steps have worked so far. A 'Hello', 'Hiya', 'Good Afternoon/Morning/Evening', or 'Hi' have been deemed safe by our panel of experts
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*is busy trying to wash off the blood* you are so not helpful! *puts a magical purple duckie plaster over her almost-severed arm* um... yea.... *pokes gently* ._.
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The art of conversation:
Step Seven: Wait patiently for a responce. If none is recieved within a set amount of time, we advise you to look for a new person and or thing to converse with, as repeated aggrivation of a non-willing participent can be hazardas to your health
.... Do I have to wait for the reply or can I just leave now? ;-; Please? ....
*tries running*
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The art of conversation:
Step Eight : Now that innitial pleasentries have been dealt with, we suggest introducing yourself. Name or nickname only is advised, as giving out your lifes history at this point can have adverse affects.
gaaah! *Is still running from the rock* Why couldnt I just use a gaian to practice with? Why oh why did I opt for the rock?!
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The art of conversation:
Step Nine : Await, again, a response.
*sits, pouting, chained to a desk-leg* Okie, okie, I'll try talking to the stoopid damned pebble-rock thing agai--eep!
(You Can Tell How Bored Shi Is gonk xD A Ladyshi Creation xD
The art of conversation:
Step 10: Warning: However idiotic or amusing the response may be, never make fun of, laugh at, or generally extract the Urine* from their response however tempting this may be. (* Extracting the Urine - Latin way of saying taking the meep ((according to one extreamly strange lecturer I had in my first AS english lesson xD))
Erm... hi *looks down at pet rock* um.....
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