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*Naomi walks in the hotel. She looks right, and sees a strawberry milk bar. Looks behind her, and sees the elevator in which she arrived*
Naomi: Not gonna happen!
Snare: But Naomi, you love strawberry milk...
Naomi: Shut up! If I have any strawberry milk, it will be in my hotel room, in close proximity to a toilet! Also, if I do have any strawberry milk at that bar, I will not, under any circumstances, use that elevator!
*Cid walks in. As the elevator doors close, you see a sign that says "one hour to the ground."*
Cid: Hey, look! Strawberry Milk!
*Naomi grabs Cid's collar*
Naomi: Don't you make a move!
*Clampy, Shadow, Jack, and Pattrick enter*
Cid: What's wrong with strawberry milk?
Naomi: Um... it's EEEEEEVIL!
Cid: No it isn't!
Shadow: They sure make a great couple, don't they Jack?
Cid and Naomi: SHUT UP!

Later (I haven't ironed out the details between then and now, yet)

Cid: Well guys, I think it's time to go to the video game convention.
*Naomi is drinking strawberry milk from a canteen. She coughs, and accidentally spills a liberal amount on the carpet.*
Cid: Has everyone got their suitcases for the Con?
Naomi: Hang on, I've forgotten something.
*Naomi dashes upstairs. Ten minutes later, she comes back, dragging a Porta-Potty.*
Cid: What the-
*Cid and Naomi have a huge fight over the porta-potty. I haven't ironed out these details, either. Ultimately, Cid wins.*
*Everyone is on the elevator, making conversation, except Naomi, who lurks sullenly in the corner. Half an hour passes.*
Pattrick: Yeah, so I went to this guy and I was like-
*Naomi suddenly becomes very stiff. Her fists clench, her legs cross.*
Cid: What's up, Naomi?
*Naomi talks through tightly gritted teeth.*
Naomi: Cid, I knew you should have let me bring that porta-potty.

It's okay if you don't understand what I'm talking about.