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*Naomi comes back, dragging the porta-potty*
Cid: What the-
Naomi: It's mine! I'll bring it in the elevator!
Cid: Why do you want to bring a porta-potty?
Naomi: BECAUSE!
Cid: Well you aren't bringing it!
Naomi: No! You can't stop me!
*She barricades herself inside.*
Cid: What is wrong with you?!
*Cid starts bashing the door open. Inside, Naomi is holding herself against the door. Everytime Cid bashes, the thing vibrates under the strain of keeping together.*
Naomi: I'm bringing it! I'm putting inside the elevator! If I have to, I'll widen the elevator!
Cid: You've been watching too much Rockman.EXE!
Naomi: Well YOU'VE been watching too much Lost Universe!
Cid: BEAVERS!!!!! PENGUINS!
*Naomi starts laughing.*
Naomi: What the hell d'you mean by beavers and penguins?
*She laughs so hard, her grip on the door loosens. Cid bashes the door open.*
Cid: I have gotten it open! Surrender, puny human girl!
*Naomi sighs*
Naomi: Fine, I give up.
*She steps out of the porta-potty, which Cid promptly slices into millions of little pieces.*
Clampy: Where'd you get a porta-potty?
Naomi: Hammer space.
Clampy: You've been playing too much Final Fantasy.