A Spider Problem
I am getting tired, yet I can't seem to fall asleep with the paranoid knowledge that there is a rather big spider crawling around my room. I tried to squish it when I first saw it, but it eluded capture like a ninja , disappearing into the shadows. What happens if I open my mouth in the middle of the night for some reason, and it crawls down and lays eggs in my mouth!? I know I'm being paranoid eek but I have arachnophobia. Spiders simply make me cringe, not to mention lunge for the nearest unimportant magazine to swat the thing to the arachnid afterlife!