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extraterrestial colonization and angry japanese men
the dream started with a 25-30ish woman that starts living with us. Apparently she has but a few days to live due contraction of depression (as if its a viral infection xp ... DUH of course its not). The news that night featured an outbreak of depression and cg diagram of how the depression virus invades its host eventually destroying it. The symptoms are: discoloring of the host's rectna and jellification of their body mrgreen . From medical stand points these are the only symptoms, but the truth lies in the revealance of the existance of extraterrestial lifeforms and the discovery of intentions for Earth. The virus itself is the alien lifeform and once it infects its host it can take over the mind and body (typical huh...i think i unconciously borrowed the idea from the new nicole kidman movie where an alien virus takes over the human population and x-files movie where an alien virus "the black oil," which are actually microscopic organisms able to metabolize its human host by rapidly degenerating muscle and bone tissues, redurfaces the earth). Anyway back to the woman. She and I had a conversation (of which details I no longer have recollection of), and getting along great. She explains her knowledge of the virus and how she can feel the alien taking over. It was estimated that she had roughly four days until the alien takes over completely. In that time, my younger sister was infected, though i didnt really seem to care that much 3nodding . Apparently the virus can take on a sporous form, and my sister breathed it....haha too bad lol . We headed out to the beach because of some of the insight the woman shined upon us; something about sea water that inoculates the virus. So we're in a tour bus that strangely enough was driven by our neighbor lian fun from a passenger seat (get it?? she was driving in a passenger seat...what was going on in the driver's seat???...i haven't a clue). Of all days, this one my sister decides to wear ugly blue stripper's mascara with glitter and pixey dust xd wtf is that lol. So I've got no choice but to make the hell fun out of her pirate . And then she bites me, infecting me as well!!B1**h!!! So we're there, we get off, i beat the crap out of her, a whole bunch of people jumps me, it takes forever to explain, she's cure, I'm cure, everyone's cure. That night (of course the dream's night), my sister complains about the sea water iv drip and how she's suppose to sleep with it, so I call her a DUMa$$, and my dad (funny thing, im chinese and my dad's chinese, but he's white as heck in this dream...he has pale skin and white hair like the colonel...better yet..he looked like "whitey" from me myself and irene) steps in to stop the argument. He closes the window only to leave a small gap. That night he gets infected, looks up, and one of his eye had turned white like that of a blind wolf. And that's the end of Part one of my dream....I know it sounds boring as hell...but it was an interesting experience. Now on to part two...we're living in japan (again in the dream only...i'm in us of a in real life) in a traditional style apartment. Its morning, a commercial for body soap comes on. Apparently it's funny when people shower with clothes on...hmm dunno why. But anyways, we laugh "HaHa" and we step out to the elevator. I remember not knowing which button to press. I was stuggling between L, 1 and Ground. So this jap guy steps in and presses L(this is the head of cardiology that likes to say "entlassen" in jdrama "iryuu" wink . At the same time I pushed 1, so the tension b/t us was already building. Then a cute 18ish year old student steps on and the old jap guy starts harrassing her. Funny thing though...they were speaking japanese, which i don't understand at all...but there were subtitles on the bottom domokun . He was saying something about on her 19th birthday, he'll buy a chicken and they'll celebrate alone....as if chicken is a rare commodity rolleyes . So like the gentleman that i am, I step in and tell the guy to back off (i dunno how...seeing as how i didnt speak jap). Before he thought of a comeback, the elevator arrives at L for "lower floor". So we're underground and we stare at the guy for being such a frickin genius. Elevator door closes and we arrived at G, but it still wasn't right (normally G would be the right floor), so i wuickly pushed 1. This time we're above ground level, but the tension in the elevator was too intense, so i urged the cutie to get off with me. Our destination is a school thats down the hill from the apartment complex, so walking down from level one would be better than walking up from G(apparently the distance between G and 1 is a hill's worth of climb). So as we step out of the elevator, I elegantly gave the guy the finger cool . And the guy just EXPLODES burning_eyes . He jumps at me flying in mid-air doing the crane while screeching like a wild monkey. I tosses him down...and just as I was about to step on his balls...I wake up gonk ..... WHAT A TEASE!!
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