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Parte I: this part of the dream is way to sexplicit to be posted here...to summarize though, it's probably the biggest wet dream orgy in the history of my dreams.
Parte II: i forgot why but a really pissed off black guy was chasing me. we ran around a stadium and as i enter a set of doors, i ran pass a chubby girl in T-shirt, turkoise sweater, and jeans. i'm in an auditorium with like a hundred set of bleachers to the top where another few sets of doors led to a hallway. Right after i entered the top doors i waited by another set of doors that led back to the auditorium, and in the same moment he entered the hall, i re-enter the auditorium(smart eh?). It took the dim witted persistent basTURD a while to figure out, and by the time he did i was already at the bottom. In the spit second i passed the chubby girl, there was a look in her eyes that took me she was his B**ch. So as i ran out, she followed. I have to make her pay, so i devised a plan to put his attention on her. As I reached outside, I pretended to go into a dead-end alley knowing she would tell him. then i watched as he hopelessly try to find me. When he couldn't, he went back to slap the B**ch xd (score). Then like five years later some reverend gives a speech about how the guy had changed for the better. And after the guy makes a speech, the girl in disguise pulls out a revolver and shoots him in the chest three times. you could really say i killed him because i drove him to slap her (but i dont regret it dramallama ).
Parte III: my buddies and I are exploring some famous university on foot to find "the physics department building" (Oooooooh). It's suppose to have awesome experiments inside. So after a full walk around the university and no hope of finding it, we decide to ride bikes instead (dunno where and how we got the bikes). we arrived in front of a rather spectacular building so we decide to take a look, but none of us had bike locks. So while my buddies looked after the bikes, i entered the building and find myself in a large classroom with the lights turned off and smoke machines spewing smoke. the wacky professor is doing some live demonstration. He's got life-size mechanical godzilla and blastoise robots, and continues with an introduction to some awesome performance. But he's only willing to continue if we (the students) stripe down to own swimming suits stare (perv). Strangely, we comply, and this naked guy starts acting out some play. Suddenly the classroom became a gaian theatre. people threw kisses to cover is privates (the hearts show lol). some girl got up to the stand to grab some throwing objects and i vaporized her with my fireballs (gaian mods should really consider this option).
Parte IV: So we left the theatre building and continued our journey. when out of nowhere, this tall black dude jumps us. For some reason, i managed to slip pass his line of vision, sneaked behind him, and beat him with my bike. He was knocked unconscious, but that was not the last time we saw him. He kept popping up where crowds formed and attempts to rob us. We figured we'd have to end it. So we grabbed whatever arsenals we could find and crashed their picnic/barbeque. Unfortunately this is when i woke up so i didn't get to see the brawl. But it's pretty obvious we would have gotten our a$$es whooped.