It all began actually at 4:00 O' Clock in the morning. I was having a strange time sleeping and randomly I woke up and remembered that I had to wake up early, for the strangest of things. So I switched my clock to alarm mode and slept until it woke me up. My quest was to get to a "Kuh-Bread-Lo's" interview, which happens to be way far out of downtown here.
So disparately I ask a neighbor for a ride. She doesn't have work luckily so she'll drive me, thing is, she refuses to stay during my interview. So basically, I'm there, I get interviewed for like 10 minutes, then I'm done. After that I find myself randomly spat out extremely far away from any decent place, with no money; but I do have a debit card. However I still can't use the ATM machine because I've forgotten my PIN number. Ironic that; since I want to use the money for pinball. Speaking of pinball, I find a machine I've never played or seen before, located at a "Sports Bar and Grill" place. There I order a bacon cheeseburger with fries, with water. I eat n' drink. But I take my time. I have nothing to do, and also I'm stalling because I think somebody might be able to pick me up. Later I learn that they can't.
I then play the pinball machine. It's a "World Cup" pinball machine made by Bally.
I have no clue what that fu**in' dog has to do with it.
Anyways I play that and you can view it. It was simply another dilapidated bally machine; I've played another before. It was quite feeble. Really, the flippers don't angle enough for my taste, and they're also weak, and the glass was really dusty. I wanted to dust it off. So I played that for a half an hour. Then I left and found myself spat once again onto a random stretch of highway; feeling rather silly with nobody else walking; and also most the time there was no sidewalk. I sullied my shoes.
Then I found myself here:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail174.html
Then I was on the highway again. Before all this, I had been talking to Colin A.K.A Vajra B. Hairava on the phone, which as you might guess is rather random. So I'm stumbling and coughing, running across awkward stretches of highway, down in ditches, and other such places where no man should ever go. I was really strange for a good while, but then I found the sports bar and the madness stopped for like an hour.
Then I walked again. My next stop was a bench. Then I pondered for a second, then went to a pawn shop. I want to sell all my xbox crap for money. I only use the DVD part anymore. And we have a dvd player. So I went to two places. The first guy seemed to be talking about or to a lady-friend of some sort, and I walked in on his phone conversation rather obnoxiously, but I pretended to not pay attention. I shopped falsely for a bit, then we talked and he said he wasn't interested in my Xbox crap. Very well, I don't blame him. He said to try across the street, and so I did, but this guy couldn't even legally buy stuff from me. Seems silly to me, but he happened to have some sweet guns n' swords. Well, okay, the guns were just pellet guns, and the swords were rather crappy, but they were still good to see. I viewed them all. I will not discuss this matter any further because there's a slight chance I might buy one of these for Colin who will be reading this.
Then after that I went to a music store. Note that these are all really impulsive, just because I'm there and nobody cares, I want to do stuff. I ask for Ugly Duckling, and they don't have any; to keep it short.
Then I head over to a Jewlery place that I've always wanted to go into. I look slightly fancy with my interview garb so why not? I leave my left-overs from earlier somewhere random. It ends up, me and this Gem-ologist guy get into a huge conversation and we talk for a half an hour. It's quite the talk, but both of us had nothing to do, so we talked. We both actually know each other decently now. How random. He talked about really great diamond cutters and really rich people, which I found interesting. Then after that, I headed across the street but then realized I had forgotten my left-overs. Oh well.
Anyways then I walk back to Lincoln High now that it's pretty late. Then I watch the band go, then I take a ride back with Liz. She drops somebody off at their house and the person lets us borrow all three matrix movies plus the animatrix. How convenient. Then we drive back, but my back door isn't opening even though we have the key. Very strange. I take the ladder down and then set it up. I use, find my window; use the space that's already cut out to push the window up, then I cut out the rest of it with my ever-handy swiss army knife. I get through and open the door and all is happy and we eat macaroni and cheese. Then we watch the second half of the first Matrix, do some chores, and by this time the adventure is totally over.
Dang that was a lot of writing, and I gotta sleep now.
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