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i miss jen and martin and college now
martin was singing this at lunch one day
and i realized it sounded just like 50 cent's song window shopper
lily allen did her own version to make fun of it and he had no idea
funny & funny song

so this is lily allens version
nan, you're a window shopper.

The bottom feels so much better than the top
So much better

Nan, you're a window shopper
Taking a look
But you never buy
Nan, you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up
If it's over a fiver
Nan, you're a window shopper
Get on the bus
'Cause you still can't drive
Nan, you're a window shopper
Mad as ********
Only just alive

You get up in the morning
And you like your tea milky
You stumble for your glasses
'Cause without 'em you can't see
It's funny how I come around your house
And I'm twenty and I still have to wear
All the presents you sent me
I walk into your kitchen
Everything's got a label
You've done your Christmas shopping
And we're only in April
And you won't leave your house
Unless you're wearing your thermals
You've covered all in cat hair
And you're stinking like Strepsils

You're headed down the bowls club
Have another orange squash
Fools are rolling, rolling, rolling
And you can't walk right
'Cause things aren't what they were
Your ankles are swollen, swollen, swollen

Nan, you're a window shopper
Taking a look
But you never buy
Nan, you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up
If it's over a fiver
Nan, you're a window shopper
Get on the bus
'Cause you still can't drive
Nan, you're a window shopper
Mad as ********
Only just alive

You're walking down the post office
To pick up your pension
And then you're off to bingo
Has become an obsession
So weary of the kids who are wearing their hoods up
And even if they smile at you
You think it's a stick-up
You only buy the paper
Just to cut out the coupons
You're saving 50p
But what do you want with tampons?
You're always at the doctor
Picking up your prescription and
They throw in some KY
Just to ease up the friction

You got a leak in
Your colostomy bag
Yeah, it's got a hole in, hole in, hole in
At the weekend
You're shopping with your trolley
It's sad, how you're rolling, rolling, rolling

Nan, you're a window shopper
Taking a look
But you never buy
Nan, you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up
If it's over a fiver
Nan, you're a window shopper
Get on the bus
'Cause you still can't drive
Nan, you're a window shopper
Mad as ********
Only just alive