Okay, so. Saturday night. I was left alllllll alone, with NO DINNER, expected to.. to cook or something! Can you believe it?! And I just -happened- to be craving meat... which we had none of (Apparently, after I got yelled at, my aunt informed me that we had "frozen hotdogs in the freezer", but whatever).
After rummaging through the kitchen, I resorted to opening little tin can of sardines, which I've always wanted to try, and they've been sitting there for like.. years! Or something! Yeah. Well, they were nasty. I managed to down one of them. Then the next day, my aunt screamed at me, saying I had to finish them in the next two days. So! Monday! I went to "eat" (i.e. throw one of the fish into the garbage can) but decided to feed it to my cat... who actually ate it. I was in shock. She NEVER eats anything, I mean, she throws a hissy fit if you change her brand of food, and she doesn't take treats. Yeah, well, what was my point? ..Oh. Yes. Now, not only does the FRIDGE smell like sardines, but so does my room. WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA. And of course, the first thing I wanted to do was go tell my uncle that my cat finally ate *something*. I managed to stop myself in time, because I get screamed at enough... Gosh! I just can't keep any secrets, can I?! No wonder I can't get away with anything! I just HAVE to tell everyone! >.<!!!
And now my aunt's here, and I'm DYING to tell her... Well, it can't be too bad.. right? Sardines aren't that expensive... Huh.. Well, how about.. I hold it in.. until the last one's gone... Okay! I'll tell her then! Ha! And she won't be able to make me eat the last one! <3
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Poetry and Monologues
Random rambling and slightly disturbing poetry written between the ages of 16 and 18. Me being 18 now.
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