Good lord. Ardinus is so funny. ALL of these quotes are from Ardinus. I can bet that most of them you won't be able to understand. Don't ask me about them. xD
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Me: MALE PMS!
Ardinus: YAY, ALL THE JOY OF PERIODS BUT WITHOUT THE BLEEDING FROM YOUR a**
Me: O.o;;
Me: Where do you bleed from then?
Me: D:
Ardinus: the toe
Me: I died. Laughing that is.
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ardinus: MY GOD, YOUR NOT TALKING, OH NO ITS THE APOCOLISPE!
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Me: COUGH COUGH - potato fries - COUGH COUGH
Me: -whistles-
ardinus: lol -cough- b***h -cough- Stephi -cough- Commy -cough-
Me: OH NO YOU -cough- DIDN'T -cough-
ardinus: OH -cough- smurf -cough- I DID
Me: BE HAPPY YOU AREN'T JEWISH!
Me: Smurf? WTF LOL
ardinus: lol
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Me: OPTIMUS PRIME > LYF3
Ardinus: lol N00B
Me: :B ok, so I am. So I am.
Me: IMA NERD
Ardinus: lol NERD
Me: I should put nerd in my name somewhere
Ardinus: lol NERDY NOOB LOVE MY p***s
Me: ! LOLWTFORGASMICLOLIPOPS
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Me:~I have kinky bondage sex with Jesus~
Me: that is what someone put in their profile
ardinus: wow
Me: Yeah.
ardinus: well Jesus touches everyone in one way or antoher
ardinus: ((is going to go to hell for that))
Me: LOL ILU
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Me: I got some massive sun today, and I am SOOOOO BURNT!
Me: That means that tomorrow I will either be really tan, or I will have skin cancer! :]
ardinus: ALRIGHT CANCER!
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Me: FINE! IF YOU ARE GOING TO END OUR SESSION EARLY, YOU STILL OWE ME THAT $25!
Me: lol
ardinus: lol I CANT BELEIVE YOU, YOUR POKE WASNT EVEN THAT HARD, IT BARELY WENT IN
Me: O.O;; I HOPE YOU MEANT IT THE WAY THAT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT IT!
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ardinus: HOW DARE YOU, ******** WHORE, GOING AROUND POKING GUYS WHO HAVE GF'S
Me: O.o;;
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Me: You should just come in and post random pics with me and this other guy.
ardinus: lol OF MY p***s
Me: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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ardinus: you know i love to be in your pants profile
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ardinus: ******** I HATE THIS DAMN ******** CONNECTION, EVERY ******** SECOND IT LOSES THE DAMN ******** CONNECTION TO THE GAY a** ******** SERVER, DAMNIT
Me: O.O
ardinus: -.-'''
Me: Ho-s**t, I have never seen that many swear words in one sentence
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ardinus: i need aids 101, teach me about aids, you should know a lot about them! biggrin
me: You could have said I was the one that had sex with the monkey and started aids.
me: I'm STD-Free! :]
ardinus: yeah, i can see you dancing around a monkey to the song "Its a brick, house"
me: xD
ardinus: and its just staring at you like wtf and licking its a**
me: LIKE A DOG.
ardinus: OH
ardinus: LIKE YO MOMMA
ardinus: BURN!
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me: if i run over the grandma i get +50!
me: But if you back over her you get +70!
ardinus: and if you get out and piss/s**t on her its +100!
ardinus: biggrin yay
ardinus: yaaaay
me: Then if you drop a tree on her it is +150!
me: We should make a video game like this
ardinus: then get a bunch of dogs to hump her as your throw her off the bridge on into a planes propellers thats convneitely flying by at the same time its 300
ardinus: Wow. That's hardcore.
me: xD
ardinus: lol damn straight
me: If you rape the monkey, it is +500!
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ardinus: nuuuuu, you cant kee me out of your pants profile for ever!!! ill sneak back when your sleeping
me: xD
ardinus: ninja ardi
-james bond theme plays as a ninja come up to your bed-
me: !
me: LOL
ardinus: lol you later that week "why do i keep having morning sicknes?!?"
ardinus: "DAMN YOU NINJA ARDI, DAMN YOUUUUUUU"
me: YOU GOT ME PREGNANT, NINJA ARDI!
me: NOT SNEAKY ENOUGH TO NOT USE A CONDOM, ARE YOU?
ardinus: little lepricon guy - "its addictinly orgasmic!"
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ardinus: dude, it'd be awesome if i had a midget body guard
me: MIDGETS!
ardinus: like someone comes up to me and the midget kicks them in the balls and runs into a bush or something and just disappears
me: -dies laughing my a** off-
me: Don't forget about the crazy little high pitched laugh
ardinus: lol yeah!
ardinus: and its dressed like a oompa loompa
ardinus: oompa doompa dupedy doo, what do you do when the midget kicks you!
me: OK, WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING? xD
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ardinus: WHAT IF I HAD A MIDGET STALKER
ardinus: THATD BE LIKE AWESOME AND CREEPY AT THE SAME TIME
me: It's the midget, QUICK, INTO THE FOOD PROCESSOR! IT WON'T FIND YOU THERE!
ardinus: QUICK INTO THE ROLLER COASTER, ITS TOO TINY TO GO THERE
me: What if the midget wants to make midget babies with you! o.x
me: xD
me: I died.
ardinus: theyd be likie the size of gerbals...
ardinus: INSTEAD OF A CRIB, WE COULD JUST BUY GERBAL CAGES
me: Ooo you could buy them an exercise wheel!
ardinus: lol and that little water thing
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ardinus: lol but i love your pants profile
me: But you have to stay out of my [strikepants profile. It gets too crouded there!
ardinus: i know, its hard for all of this to fit...
me: xD
ardinus: its like
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ardinus: :O I MESSED UP
me: What
me: the
me: hell?
me: It looks like someone with a p***s coming out of their a**
ardinus: LOL
ardinus: im seriously laughing irl
ardinus: lol
me: Ha! +25!
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ardinus: I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER WAY TO AVOID THE MIDGET
me: Ooo how?
ardinus: just tell them midegets live in space and itll take its umbrella and fly away
ardinus: biggrin
ardinus: biggrin
me: MARRY POPPINS! xD
ardinus: LOL NO! MIDGET POPPINS
me: LMFAO
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me: A midget drew it with it's midget arms
ardinus: lol the one armed midget
ardinus: With the one eye and the bow legs. :B
ardinus: lol or with no limbs, and he drew it with his a**!
ardinus: O.o think if you slipped and fell on your butt while you were trying to draw like that...
me: :O That would take talent!
me: Ooooh ouch!
me: You would get a pencil up the a**!
ardinus: hehe, sounds like your bf, ooooh!
me: OOOOOH GOOD ONE!
ardinus: lol XD im on fire!
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