The Answering Machine.
The one I use now.
"Hey, this is Steve. I'm trying to avoid someone I don't like so leave a message and if I don't call back... it's you."
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Random, xD
I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.
Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand, not your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand? Well, sometimes I do. Bye.
These words are lovely dark and deep But I've got promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep So leave a message at the beep.
Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape.
Bwana fella no home now, so you fella leave talkie-talk. Bwana 'im big fella mek talkie-talk back real fas'.
Twinkle, Twinkle little star,
bet your wondering where we are?
Well, put your mouth up to the phone
And leave us a message for when we get home.
And if you can make your message rhyme,
We'll call you back in half the time!
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lmfao.
"Uh hi this is Ian, and um yeah I'm not here...so leave a message...bye"
mines retarded.