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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, CHARLIE!! HEY CHARLIE WAKE UP!!!!

YEAH CHARLIE, YOU SILLY SLEEPY HEAD, WAKE UP!!!!!!

Ugh, oh God you Guys. This better be pretty freak'n important! Is the meadow on fire?

NO CHARLIE! WE FOUND A MAP TO CANDY MOUNTAIN! CANDY MOUNTAIN CHARLIE!!!

YEAH CHARLIE! WE'RE GOING TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!!! COME WITH US CHARLIE!!!!

YEAH CHARLIE! IT WILL BE AN ADVENTURE!!! WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE CHARLIE!!!

Yeah. Candy Mountain. Right. I'm just gonna, you kno', go back to sleep now.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! CHARLIE!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO COME WITH US TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!!!!

YEAH CHARLIE, CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!! IT'S A LAND OF SWEETS AND JOY, AND JOYNESS...

Please stop bouncing on me.

CANDY MOUNTAIN CHARLIE!!!!!

YEAH, CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!!!

ALL RIGHT, FINE!!! I'LL GO WITH YOU TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!!

*LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA, LALALALALA, LA LA LA,*

All right enough with the singing all ready!

OUR FIRST SOP IS OVER THERE CHARLIE.

Oh, God, what is that?

IT'S A LEOPLURIDON, CHARLIE!

A MAGICAL LEOPLURIDON!

IT'S GONNA GUIDE OUR WAY TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!

All right you guys, you do kno that there is no actual candy mountain, right?

SHUN THE NON-BELEIVERS!

SHUN!

SHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN-AH.

...Yeah.

*leopluridon speaks*

IT HAS SPOKEN!!

IT HAS TOLD US THE WAAAAY.

It didn't say anything!

IT'S JUST OVER THIS BRIDGE CHARLIE!

THIS MAGICAL BRIDGE OF HOPE AND WONDER!

Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously, guys, we shouldn't be on this thing.

CHARLIE. CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRLIIIIIIIIIE. CHARLIIIIIE. CHAR--

I'M RIGHT HERE! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!

WE'RE ON A BRIDGE CHARLIE!

WE'RE HERE!

Well what do you kno, there actually is an candy mountain.

CANDY MOUNTAIN, CANDY MOUNTAIN! YOU FILL ME WITH SWEET SUGARY GOODNESS!

GO INSIDE THE CAVE CHARLIE!

YEAH CHARLIE, GO INSIDE THE CAVE, MAGICAL WONDERS BEHOLD WHILE YOU ENTER!

Um, yeah. Thanks, but no thanks, I'm gonna wait out here.

BUT YOU HAVE TO ENTER THE CANDY MOUNTAIN CANDY CAVE CHARLIE!

*song*

ALL RIGHT, FINE! I GO INSIDE THE FREAKING CANDY CAVE! This better be good.

YARR. GOOD-BYE CHARLIE!

YEAH, GOOD-BYE CHARLIE!

Good-bye?! What?! Hey! What's going on here? ....Hello? who is that? *bump*

*wakes up*

Ugh, oh god, what happened? ...AHHH, THEY TOOK MY FREAK'N KIDNEY!

TEH END