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Lord Ender's Poems log If you wanna laugh, cry , or just plain hate me, this is the place to start.
I'd like to share some poems and writing creativity
Undignified ways to DIE!! (poem)
Skin Diving with gas tanks you stoled from a dentist,
Renting a basement apartment in Venice.

Wearing clown shoes while walking thru a mine field at night,
Getting a life size tattoo of some1 your height

Mistaking a Python for your favorite tie,
Hand-gliding at night on the 4th of July.

Having a bowling ball dropped on your head,
Mooning some cannibals who having been fed.

Teasing some Scotts for wearing their Kilts
Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts.

Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat,
Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat.

Slapping the head of a bold drunken sailor,
And telling your date's dad, "5 bucks says i'll nail her".

Thank you ^_^


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Lord Ender Havok
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  • User Comments: [2]
    T o x ii c R a ii n b o w
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    Sat Nov 10, 2007 @ 08:14am


    lol that's so kewl ^_^


    Perfectly Drugged
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    Fri Nov 23, 2007 @ 02:56am


    Quote:
    Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat
    thats obivous, but i love it


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