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This is going to be "Dating Advice" from your Lord and Master... Ender.
Alright, you women out there, listen closely. These guys you should look out for. The type of guys that drive around listening to dance music like Zombie Nation, and stupid dumbass songs like that from like the 1990's that nobody gives a s**t about. You know, they play it real loud to get your attention while no1 is driving by, as if you're gonna throw yourself on top of the car and then just start pounding at the windshield. "Oh i love you 'cause you're playing Zombie Nation". Yeah, ok, What-the ********. You know what you do? I say you aim for the tires and blow them shits out so they can crash into a ******** telephone pole. ******** that s**t.
And watch out for those guys who come over on the weekends and just sit on their fatass and watch football. And then every 5 min they say "Hey babe, can you get me a beer from the fridge"
******** that s**t, tell that fat b*****d to get up and get it himself. And if he gives you the response "Well i work all week." Well you know what? I'm sure most of you women out there, work all week and have to take care of a ******** child. Tell that ******** tub or lard to get up and get his own ******** beer. It's the least he can do after you carried a child in your stomach for 9 months. These lazy ******** bastards just piss me off.
And watch out for guys who call you by pet names, more than they do your own name, and if they refer to you as "my girl", you drop that ******** like a rock.
And not to get down on all you guys, don't worry, there are women you should watch out for too. Like, any woman that dresses like a damn slut, you don't wanna be affiliated with. If you can see more cleavage than a plumber's a**,
DONT
GET
INVOLVE.
It's just gonna create problems when you become possessive and domineering over their lives.
Watch out for women who wear excessive Jewelery. You know, the ******** type of b***h who has about 15 rings on each finger. Oh and people with name plates. These ******** women who have their name on a little chain, as if they ******** forget. And women who have tattoos of their name on their own bodies, it's just ******** stupid. Are they really that stupid that they wake up in the morning like "OMG what's my name" and they look at their a** in the mirror and be like "Oh that's right, I'm Amy"
Give me a ******** break, you don't want to deal with women who don't know who they are.
Oh and here's a good test. When you're window shopping, if they pull you by your arm over to a jewelery window... SMASH their head in the window and run. You don't want to deal with some ******** money hungry b***h.
My only piece of advice to have a sound relationship is not have one at all, and if you MUST have one because you're too weak minded and stupid to do things on your own, then leave each other alone. Don't be overly concern. Don't try to Domineer 'em, don't try to control 'em.
Let them be independent, let them do what they want. Yeah i know there are some reasons to be suspicious like if your girlfriend walks in with a condom on her head... then you might wanna ask a few questions. Other than that, try to trust the other individual and if it doesn't work out, ******** them, let then catch some weird disease and die. Every individual is an island and can be an island, you do not need a significant other to live life. Stop seeking something that isn't there, and move on.
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 Lord Ender Havok · Sun Jan 06, 2008 @ 03:31pm · 2 Comments |
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