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This is the sequel to the first Bloody Paddle skit. Its very recent and again we had no props except a bottle of water. but I will list the neccessary items needed.

Announcer guy: This skit is called the Bloody Paddle 2: Narutized.

(a group of 3 guys walk in and face an Asian guy.)

Guy #1: Hey man what are you doing here in my crib?

Guy #2: yeah, Crib!!!

Guy #1: We don't want your kind up in here with alll your rice and stuff.

Guy #2: yeah! rice and stuff!!

Asian guy: What do you have against rice? You can't be talking to me like that.

Guy #1: Ok you know what, since we're in my crib we're gona settle this the manly way--

(the 3 guys take out their ping pong paddles)

Guy #1: with Ping-Pong!!!!

Asian Guy: Kage bunshin no Jutsu!!!! ((note: or you could say shadow Clone jutsu))

(3 Shadow Clones appear)

Guy #3: OMG!!! he's gone Naruto on Us!! lets get him!!!

(a table rises from the ground and they start playing ping-pong)

Guy #2: Matrix Serve!!!!

(The ball gets hit and is shot into the first clones head. Th clone dissapears)

Clone #2: Power serve!!!!!

(The ping pong ball is shot into the 2nd guy)

Guy #1: Pause!!!!

(the first guy hands him a bottle of water then the second guy drinks some of it.)

Guy #1: ok action!

(The Second Guy gets hit with the ball and sprays out water *screen slo mos first then goes back to normal speed.* guy falls over dead.)

(The battle rages on and the second clone dies then the third guy dies)

(Cue Ambulance and the Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift song)

Ambulance guy one: Oh man that was some sick skills and--oh hey look some dead bodies!!!

Ambulance guy 2: Well come on!!!

(the 2 medics search guy #2)

Ambulance guy #1: check the pockets for some cash

Ambulance guy #2: right.

(then they carry the bodies off stage)

Ambulance guy #1: Man this guy needs to eat less.

Ambulance guy #2: and this guy needs to eat more!

(Back to the ping pong battle)

Guy#1: OMG!!! I'm the only one left...time to do this my way!!!

(guy #1 presses a button and 3 ping pong balls hover in the air.)

Asian Guy: 3 ping pong balls?!

Guy #1: damn straight. Hyah!!!!!

(Guy #1 takes out another paddle and whacks the ball. The asian guy catches it)

Asian Guy: Its go time!!!

(Asian guy takes out another paddle and starts whacking the balls. Eventuall two balls incinerate and theres only one left)

(asian guy serves now)

Asian Guy: Rasengan!!!!!!!!

(the last clone helps form the Rasengan and the Asian Guy whacks the Ping-Pong Rasengan)

Janitor: Time Out!!!!

(Janitor Hover walks in then spins pointing at the ping-pong ball coming at him)

Janitor: Ping-Pong!!!!

(Janitor gets hit in the head and falls over. The Ricocheted ball bounces off and crashes into the Guy #1's ...crotch. He slumps over and dies)

-end...?-

Props: 4 Naruto head bands, 9 paddles, one table, 3 ping pong balls on 3 seperate and really long and thin poles.

-No balls were harmed in the making of this skit-