Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

 
 

View User's Journal

Something Called Sorrow
When All You Can Do Is Dream And Die
xD Hahaha

Trumpet Jokes

Q: What's the range of a trumpet?
A: Thirty feet if you have a good grip.

Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.

Q: What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.

Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
A: "Hi. I'm better than you."

Q: Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?
A: He's too sensitive.



xD Too true, too true.
I found these on my band website. x3





 
 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum